Lemonheads Being Around Standard Tuning The other tabs here had some wrong chords. I think I fixed it and this now seems accurate to the official video the way Evan is playing it. G G C C If I was in the fridge, would you open the door? G Em D D If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn? G G C C If I was your body, would you still wear clothes? G Em D D If I was a booger, would you blow your nose? C D Where would you keep it? Would you eat it? G Em C D G I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around. G G C C If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang? G Em D D If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing? G G C C If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce G Em D D Up and down inside your bank account? C D Would ya trust me, not to break you? G Em C D G I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around. G G G C C If I was a haircut would you wear a hat? G Em D D If I was a maid, could I clean your flat? G G C C If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet, G Em D D In time to save me from mud off the street? C D G If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down on your knees Em and scrub me? C I'm a little grubby D G From being around.