Intro G - G - C x2 Em - Em - C x2 Verse G well if i ever quit my job G i could get another job G C or maybe get a better job Em but if i never quit my job C at least i got a job G - G - C x2 Em - Em - C x2 G if i moved out of my apartment G i could move any place G C i could travel 'round the world Em but if i moved out of my apartment C i'd probably just move back home G - G - C x2 Em - Em - C x2 G well if i ever finished college G at least i would have finished something G C what a lot of good that does me Em if i never finish college C well i never finish anything G - G - C x2 Em - Em - C x2 Chorus F G oh mom im out of money again C Am can?t you help a kid out F G ah dad im out of money again C Am cant you help a kid out G C ive got troubles i can?t face alone