A C#m For the past 18 years; your life's been pretty smooth; D A E Let's take a moment and reflect on; all you've had to do. A C#m You've rolled outta bed; and strolled to the living room D A E and watched Cartoon Network while your mom made waffles for you. A C#m Your laundry; was magically cleaned. D A E And your dad's back pocket was an ATM machine. A C#m Your life's biggest worry; was what to wear to the prom. D A E And your only regret was that incident - with the stinkbomb. D But, do you hear that subtle sound? E (hold) it's the sound of reality about to slap the taste out yo' mouth! A Now you're on your own F#m Don't screw this up. D You're on your own. A Good luck. (You're gonna need it.) A C#m You're young and now you're free; the world is your oyster D A E We have no clue what that means...but let us paint a picture of your future: A C#m You're gonna eat alotta Hot Pockets; and you're thinking "that sounds great!" D A E well, get back to us in 6 months; when you've had 378. A C#m As soon as you move out; you know what you parents are gonna do? D A E They're gonna turn your bedroom into an exercise room that they never use. A C#m And you won't use lockers in college. And this might be a total bummer- D A There are no yearbooks either; you actually have to say-"have a great E summer." D Do you hear that KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK? E (hold) That's personal responsibility about to put you in a head lock A Now you're on your own F#m You should be scared. D But we can tell A You don't care. Why don't you care? You should be frightened right now. D Do you sense that gentle breeze? E (hold) it's the category-5 hurricane of adulthood about to HIT YOU UP SIDE THE HEAD WITH A TREE. A Now you're on your own F#m Don't screw this up. D You're on your own. A Good luck. (You're gonna need it.)