Some awkward chord changes, and not sure they are all exact, but is 
 a reasonable start I think.
 The Bb to C change is pretty quick, as always playing along
 with the song helps. I kind of half pick/strum
       Don't forget the capo on the 2nd fret

NOTHING  RHYMED
                          CAPO 2nd FRET

Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)                         E (022100@1)              Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)    FIf (133211@1)I give up this seat I've been saving,  To some elderly lady or man
       G (320003@1)                     G (320003@1)           CAm (x32010@1)I being a good boy,  Am I your pride and joy
          F (133211@1)                       BbC   CMother (x32010@1)please if your pleased say I am

Am (x02210@1)                     E (022100@1)       Am (x02210@1)         C (x32010@1)      FAnd (133211@1)if while in the course of my duty,  I perform an unfortunate take
            G (320003@1)              G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)         F (133211@1)                    CWould (x32010@1)you punish me so, Unbelievably so, Never again will I make that mistake
       Bb (x1333x@1)                    F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1)           F (133211@1)         C (x32010@1)        FThis (133211@1)feeling inside me could never deny me, The right to be wrong if I choose
             F (133211@1)                     C (x32010@1)                 Dm (xx0231@1) BbC   CAnd (x32010@1)this pleasure I get, From say winning a bet,  Is to lose

Am (x02210@1)                 E (022100@1)             Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)         FWhen (133211@1)I'm drinking my Bonaparte shandy,   Eating more than enough apple pies
          G (320003@1)                       G (320003@1)         CWill (x32010@1)I glance at my screen and see real human beings
            F (133211@1)                       BbC  CStarve (x32010@1)to death right in front of my eyes

Am (x02210@1)                          ENothing (022100@1)old, Nothing bad, Nothing ventured
          Am (x02210@1)             C (x32010@1)        FNothing (133211@1)gained, Nothing stillborn or lost
           G (320003@1)                        G (320003@1)         CNothing (x32010@1)further than proof, Nothing wilder than youth
          F (133211@1)                        GNothing (320003@1)older than time,  Nothing sweeter than wine
            E (022100@1)                    Am (x02210@1)      CNothing (x32010@1)physically, Recklessly, Hopelessly blind
        F (133211@1)                      G (320003@1)                          CNothing (x32010@1)I couldn't say, Nothing why, 'Cause today , Nothing rhymed

*AS BONAPARTE SHANDY VERSE*
  Am (x02210@1)          E (022100@1)      Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)   G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)    Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)Ooooohhh hooo ooohh

Bb (x1333x@1)                    F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1)           F (133211@1)         C (x32010@1)        FThis (133211@1)feeling inside me could never deny me, The right to be wrong if I choose
           F (133211@1)                      C (x32010@1)                 Dm (xx0231@1)  BbC
And the pleasure I get, From say winning a bet,  Is to lose

Am (x02210@1)                         ENothing (022100@1)old, Nothing new, Nothing ventured
          Am (x02210@1)             C (x32010@1)        FNothing (133211@1)gained, Nothing stillborn or lost
           G (320003@1)                        G (320003@1)         CNothing (x32010@1)further than proof, Nothing wilder than youth
          F (133211@1)                       GNothing (320003@1)older than time,  Nothing sweeter than wine
            E (022100@1)                    Am (x02210@1)      CNothing (x32010@1)physically, Recklessly, Hopelessly blind
        F (133211@1)                      G (320003@1)                          CNothing (x32010@1)I couldn't say, Nothing why, 'Cause today , Nothing rhymed
OUTRO
        C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1)  FC