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C (x32010@1)                   GOh (320003@1)darling sugar honey
C (x32010@1)                       GWhen (320003@1)it was nice and sunny
C (x32010@1)                      GAnd (320003@1)when I had some money
C (x32010@1)                                   G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1) GF G (320003@1)
We would go and see Echo And The Bunny   men.
C (x32010@1)                             GSince (320003@1)I was eight I've loved you
C (x32010@1)                                 GThrough (320003@1)garden gates I've shoved you
C (x32010@1)                                GThen (320003@1)there's the time I slashed you
C (x32010@1)                          G (320003@1)AmG FG
And you had to go to hospital.
C (x32010@1)                     GNow (320003@1)you are gone forever
C (x32010@1)                      GShot (320003@1)by your Uncle Trevor
C (x32010@1)                     GMy (320003@1)story seems so tragic
C (x32010@1)                              G (320003@1)AmG FG
Ali Bongo's good at contortionism.
   Am (x02210@1)      G (320003@1)         F (133211@1)         GOh (320003@1)he's much better than David Nixon ever was
Am (x02210@1)   G (320003@1)F (133211@1)G (320003@1)  AmG FG
Woh oh oh oo-ooh.
C (x32010@1)                       GSlowly (320003@1)I picked my life up
C (x32010@1)                          GNow (320003@1)I go and pick the wife up
C (x32010@1)                           GShe (320003@1)works at Marks & Spencer's
C (x32010@1)                   GLa (320003@1)la la Lech Walesas.
C (x32010@1)                           GWhen (320003@1)Cupid threw her last dart
C (x32010@1)                            GYou (320003@1)girl were still in my heart
C (x32010@1)                      GI (320003@1)love you more than ever
C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)D (xx0232@1)GEven (320003@1)though I married Trevor.