(Intro Bb Eb Bb Eb) Bb (x1333x@1) EbThere (x43121@3)was one in the gang who had Scalextric Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)because of that he thought he was better than you Bb (x1333x@1) EbEvery (x43121@3)day after school you'd go round there to play it Bb (x1333x@1) EbHoping (x43121@3)to compete for some kind of championship Bb (x1333x@1) EbBut (x43121@3)it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1)EbAnd (x43121@3)even when you did the thing never seemed to work Bb (x1333x@1) EbIt (x43121@3)was a dodgy transformer again and again Bb (x1333x@1) EbA (x43121@3)dodgy transformer again and again Bb (x1333x@1) EbIt (x43121@3)was a dodgy transformer again and again Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1)EbA (x43121@3)dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten Bb (x1333x@1) EbSo (x43121@3)he'd send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders Bb (x1333x@1) EbTo (x43121@3)get the Subbuteo out of the loft Bb (x1333x@1) EbHe (x43121@3)had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere Bb (x1333x@1) EbThe (x43121@3)crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too Bb (x1333x@1) EbYou'd (x43121@3)always get palmed off with a headless centre forward Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1)EbAnd (x43121@3)a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)he'd managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit Bb (x1333x@1) EbCos (x43121@3)his uncle owned a sports shop and he'd kept it to one side Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)after only five minutes you'd be down to ten men Bb (x1333x@1) EbCos (x43121@3)he'd sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)come to half time you were losing four-nil Bb (x1333x@1) EbEach (x43121@3)and every goal a hotly disputed penalty Bb (x1333x@1) EbSo (x43121@3)you'd smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)the dog would bark and you'd be banned from his house Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)your travelling army of synthetic supporters Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3) Bb (x1333x@1)Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1)EbWould (x43121@3)be taken away from you and thrown in the bin Bb (x1333x@1) EbNow (x43121@3)he's working in a job with a future Bb (x1333x@1) EbHe (x43121@3)hands me my Giro every two weeks Bb (x1333x@1) EbAnd (x43121@3)me I'm on the lookout for a proper transformer errr