Capo 1st fret

Intro   D- (xx0232@1)F- (133211@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)                          F- (133211@1)GTwo (320003@1)Tablespoons of cinnamon, 
D (xx0232@1)                  F- (133211@1)Gand (320003@1)2 or 3 egg whites 
D (xx0232@1)                   F- (133211@1)GHalf (320003@1)a stick of butter, 
D (xx0232@1)    F- (133211@1)Gmelted. (320003@1)
D (xx0232@1)               F (133211@1)   GStick (320003@1)it all in a bowl baby, 
D (xx0232@1)                       F- (133211@1)GStir (320003@1)it with a wooden spoon 
D (xx0232@1)                F- (133211@1)GMix (320003@1)in a Cup of Flour, 
D (xx0232@1)                     F- (133211@1)Gyou'll (320003@1)be in heaven soon.
 
DSay (xx0232@1)everybody have you seen my balls? 
They're big and salty and brown 
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up 
Just stick my balls in your mouth!

D (xx0232@1)               F (133211@1)            GOoh, (320003@1)suck on my chocolate salty balls, 
D (xx0232@1)                            F (133211@1)        GStick (320003@1)them in your mouth and suck em! 
D (xx0232@1)          F (133211@1)            GSuck (320003@1)on my Chocolate Salty balls 
D (xx0232@1)                                F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)                   DThey're (xx0232@1)packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls!

D (xx0232@1)                                 F- (133211@1)GQuarter (320003@1)cup of unsweetened chocolate, 
D (xx0232@1)                   F- (133211@1)Gand (320003@1)half cup of brandy 
D (xx0232@1)                                F- (133211@1)Gthen (320003@1)throw in a bag or two of sugar, 
D (xx0232@1)                          F- (133211@1)Gand (320003@1)just a pinch of vanilla.

D (xx0232@1)                      F- (133211@1)GGrease (320003@1)up the cookie sheet, 
D (xx0232@1)                            F- (133211@1)Gbecause (320003@1)I hate when my balls stick 
D (xx0232@1)                                  F- (133211@1)GThen (320003@1)pre-heat the oven to three fifty
D (xx0232@1)                        F- (133211@1)Gand (320003@1)give that spoon a lick.

DSay (xx0232@1)everybody have you seen my balls? 
        F (133211@1)                   GThey're (320003@1)big and salty and brown 
DIf (xx0232@1)you ever need a quick Pick me up 
       A (x02220@1)     C (x32010@1)            DJust (xx0232@1)stick my balls in your mouth.

D (xx0232@1)          F (133211@1)            GSuck (320003@1)on my chocolate salty balls 
D (xx0232@1)                            F (133211@1)     Gput (320003@1)them in your mouth and suck them! 
D (xx0232@1)          F (133211@1)            GSuck (320003@1)on my Chocolate Salty balls 
D (xx0232@1)                                F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)                DThey're (xx0232@1)packed full of goodness, high in fiber, Suck on My balls!

Intro: D   F - G

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? 
Smells like something burning 
Well, that don't confront me none 
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.

Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..  
Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. 
Oh man baby, baby! Baby
You just burnt my balls!

D (xx0232@1)           F (133211@1)         G (320003@1)Help me, my balls are on fire! 
D (xx0232@1)                                 F (133211@1)  G (320003@1)Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! 
D (xx0232@1)                                 F (133211@1)              GGive (320003@1)me some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning!
D (xx0232@1)                                      F (133211@1)         GOh (320003@1)my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!

D (xx0232@1)               F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 
D (xx0232@1)                          F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)Put them in your mouth and suck em! 
D (xx0232@1)           F (133211@1)             G (320003@1)Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 
D (xx0232@1)                 F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)Put em out baby, Blow em!

D (xx0232@1)          F (133211@1)    G (320003@1) 
Suck on my balls, baby! 
D (xx0232@1)        F (133211@1)   GSuck (320003@1)on my balls Baby! 
D (xx0232@1)           F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)           DSuck (xx0232@1)on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls 
            F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)Come on baby, hoo, hoo 
           D (xx0232@1)             
Suck on my balls...