(If you want to play along to original recording transpose down 1 tone to Bb) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CNow, (x32010@1)Delaney had a donkey that everyone admired F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Temporarily (320001@1)lazy and permanently tired C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CA (x32010@1)leg at every corner balancing his head Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G7 (320001@1) CAnd (x32010@1)a tail to let you know which end he wanted to be fed. Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) AmRiley, (x02210@1)slyly said "we've underrated it Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) AmWhy (x02210@1)not train it?" then they took a rag C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThey (x32010@1)rubbed it, scrubbed it, they oiled and embrocated it Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Got (320001@1)it at the post and when the starter dropped the flag: C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) FThere (133211@1)was Riley pushing it, shoving it, shushing it C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Hogan, (320001@1)Logan and everyone in town C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CLined (x32010@1)up attacking it, n'shoving it and smacking it Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) G7They (320001@1)might as well a'tried to push the Town Hall down. C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)donkey was eyeing them, openly defying them F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Winking, (320001@1)blinking and twisting out of place, C (x32010@1) C7 (x32310@1) FRiley (133211@1)reversing it, everybody cursing it C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G7 (320001@1) CThe (x32010@1)day Delaney's donkey ran the half mile race. C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)muscles of the mighty never known to flinch F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7They (320001@1)couldn't move the donkey a quarter of an inch C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CDelaney (x32010@1)lay exhausted hanging 'round his throat Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G7 (320001@1) CWith (x32010@1)a grip just like a Scotsman on a five pound note. Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) AmStarter (x02210@1)Carter, he lined it with the rest of 'em Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) AmWhen (x02210@1)it saw them it was willing then C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CIt (x32010@1)raced up, braced up, ready for the best of 'em Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) G7They (320001@1)started off to cheer it but it changed it's mind again! C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) FAnd (133211@1)there was Riley pushing it, shoving it, shushing it C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Hogan, (320001@1)Logan and Mary-Ann McGrath C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CShe (x32010@1)started poking it and grabbing it and choking it Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) G7It (320001@1)kicked her in the bustle and it laughed hee-haw! C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)Whigs and Conservatives, the Radical Superlatives F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Liberals (320001@1)and Tories they hurried to the place C (x32010@1) C7 (x32310@1) FStood (133211@1)there in unity, helping the community C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G7 (320001@1) CThe (x32010@1)day Delaney's donkey ran the half mile race. C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)crowd began to cheer it and Rafferty the judge F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7He (320001@1)came up to assist 'em but still it wouldn't budge C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)the jockey who was riding it, little John McGee Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G7 (320001@1) CWas (x32010@1)so thoroughly disgusted that he went and had his tea! Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) AmHagan, (x02210@1)Fagan were students of psychology Am (x02210@1) E (022100@1) AmSwore (x02210@1)they'd shift him with some dynamite C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThey (x32010@1)bought it, brought it, and without apology Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) G7The (320001@1)donkey gave a sneeze and blew the whole lot outa sight. C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) FAnd (133211@1)there was Riley pushing it, shoving it, shushing it C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Hogan, (320001@1)Logan and all the bally crew C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CPolice (x32010@1)and Auxiliary, the Garrison Artillery Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) G7The (320001@1)Second Enniskillen's and the Life Guards too. C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CThey (x32010@1)seized it n'harried it, they picked it up and carried it F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G7Cheered (320001@1)it, steered it to the winning place. C (x32010@1) C7 (x32310@1) FThen (133211@1)the bookmaker's drew aside, and they all committed suicide C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) G7 (320001@1) CThe (x32010@1)day Delaney's donkey won the half mile race!