Intro: E A E A D A D A E F# A Well I'm a liar on the weekends, whoa yeah E F# A And I'm so tired on the Monday mornings E F# A So let me take the seat beside you and let's talk, E 'bout what you like and what you don't like F# A And how we can make it work E F# A I'm coming down your alley and I'm right by your door E F# A I'm comin' through your window and I'm flat on your floor E A F# B And she said, "Why, why, Mister, are you never at home?" E A F# B Figure out this picture 'cuz it looks like it's wrong Ab Dbm F# B Try to understand how I figure more E A F# B It's a lot like business when you're ten years old E A D A E F#m A So pull me in and pull me out now, oh yeah E B A So let me go and let me light another E You think you've got it figured out now? F# A Well no. . . E 'Bout what you like and what you don't like A And how I can make it go E F# A I'm coming down your alley and I'm right by your door E F# A I'm comin' through your window and I'm flat on your floor E A F# B And she said, "Why, why, Mister, are you never at home?" E A F# B Figure out this picture 'cuz it looks like it's wrong Ab Dbm F# B Try to understand how I figure more E A F# B It's a lot like business when you're ten years old Dbm Dbm B B E Ab A A (x2) Oh, oh no E F# A I'm coming down your alley and I'm right by your door E F# A I'm comin' through your window and I'm flat on your floor E A F# B And she said, "Why, why, Mister, are you never at home?" E A F# B Figure out this picture 'cuz it looks like it's wrong Ab Dbm F# B Try to understand how I figure more E A F# B It's a lot like business when you're ten years old E A F# B It's a lot like business when you're ten years old (x3) Hello (x4)