...BLOCKHEADS... by Ian Dury & The Blockheads ----------------............................. *from 'New Boots and Panties!' (1977)* Intro: E, D A Verse 1: E You must have seen parties of Blockheads; D With blotched and lagered skin. A Blockheads with food particles in their teeth, E D A What a horrible state they're in. Verse 2: E They've got womanly breasts, under pale mauve vests, D Shoes like dead pigs' noses. A Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers, E A mouth what never closes. Verse 3: E You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams, D Dressed up after work. A E D A Who screw their poor old Eileens, get sloshed and go berserk. Verse 4: E D Rotary accessory watches, hire-purchase, signet rings. A E D A A beauty to the bully boys, hire-purchase, signet rings. Verse 5: E Why bother at all about Blockheads? D Why shouldn't they do as they please? A You know if it came to a brainy game, E D A You could baffle a Blockhead with ease. Break: D How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole? E D A Or pissing in your swimming pool? Interlude: E, D A Verse 6: E D Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire; black and orange cars. A E D A Premature ejaculation drivers, their soft-top's got roll-bars. Verse 7: E "Fill her up", they say to Blockheads, D "Go on, stick it where it hurts". A Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance; E D A Their ghastly patterned shirts. Verse 8: E D Why bother at all about Blockheads, su-perior as you are? A You're thoughtful and kind, with a well-stocked mind, E D A A Blockhead can't think very far. Break: D Imagine finding one in your laundry basket, E D A Banging nails in your big black dog. Solo: E, D, A, D A Verse 9: E Why bother at all about Blockheads? D Why should you care what they do? A E D A 'Cos after all, is said and done; you're a Blockhead too. Break: (Instrumental): D, E, D A Outro: E D Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, A E D A Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads. (Repeat to Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- E D A EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x79997 x57775 577655 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)