I Cant Put My Finger On It Chords by Beautiful South A E As Martin said to Xanthe E7 A As they played with wooden toys, E "You may have Wendy's playhouse, E7 A But where the hell's your boys?" A As Paul said to Fifi E As they eyed each other up, E7 "You may have better plimsolls, A But you can't pee standing up." D A D An I'd like to take the time to bite E Their neck and make it bleed D A Or maybe I could cut holes in their D E7 Daddy Harris Tweed. A E And I can't put my finger on it. E7 A Maybe it's something in the food, E And I can't put my finger on it E7 A All I know is Christ would have sued. E As Sharon said to Jamie E7 A As they sat down for a chat, E "If you think I'm cooking dinner, E7 A Well, prepare to eat dead rat." A As Debbie said to Alex E As they held hands in the park E7 "How come you wear Rupert Check A When you think you're so hard." D A I should have done his Land Rover D E To let them know I've been, D A Instead I wrote "F' off" D E7 On the dirt across his screen. A E And I can't put my finger on it. E7 A Maybe it's something in the food, E And I can't put my finger on it E7 A All I know is Christ would have sued.