a Great song by the Madman of Manchester............he's a New England staple


C          D                G
Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
G                                  C 
They won't come and see me in this dive
C             G          D                 Em
Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them
        Am                           D    
Or if they'll even get out of there alive


C                    D                   G
Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me
G                              C
Talkin' about the way I look and smell
C                           G        D       Em
Well I guess he don't know that I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc
Am                                 D
Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell


      C             D                 G
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
G                                    C                      
I like sluts and whores and I don't care
C            G                   D        Em
You can say just what you want to say about me
Am                               D
But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair



C                     D                G
'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon
G                                         C 
I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care
C                     G              D   Em       
I spent some nights in jail in this old country
Am                                         D
Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking care


             G                           C
'Cause I can sing all those songs about bitches
D                                     G        D
And I still fuck all the prostitutes that I know
    G                         C 
They tell me I smell like raw sewage
  Am                               D
But I'm the man that you'll never know

C             D                         G
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
G                                 C
They won't come and see me if I died
C                       G         D     Em
Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them
       Am                             D
Or if they'll even get out of there alive


Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me

Talkin' about the way I look and smell

Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc

Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell


Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

I like sluts and whores and I don't care

You can say just what you want to say about me

But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair


And I can sing all those songs about bitches

And I still fuck all those prostitutes that I know

They tell me I smell like raw sewage

But I'm just the man that you'll never know


Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag

They'll never come and see me in this dive

You can say just what you want to say about me

I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind


'Cause everybody knows that I'm a scumbag...