Freakin At The Freakers Ball Chords by Dr Hook Freakin' at the Freakers Ball Dr Hook (Spoken:) Well, [D] gonna be freakers ball to-[E7] night at the freakers hall, and you [A7] know you are invited one and [D7] all.... [D] C'mon babies, grease your lips, [E7] Grab your hats, and swing your hips. [A7] Don't forget to bring your whips, We're goin' to the Freakers [D] Ball. [A7] [D] Blow your whistle, bang your gong, [E7] Roll up somethin' to take along. [A7] Feels so good it must be wrong, Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball. All the [A] fags and dykes, they're boogyin' together, [D] Leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather. The [E] greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too, Screamin' [A] "Please hit me" and [A] "I'll hit you".[A] [G] F.B.I. dancin' with the junkies , [D] All the Straights [B7] swingin' with the Funkies [E] 'Cross the floor and up the wall [A7] Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball. [B7¯] Yeah were [E] freakin at the [A7] freakers [D] ball [D] Everybody is lovin' each other -- [E7] Brother with sister - son with mother. [A7] Smear my body up with butter, And take me to the Freakers [D] Ball. [A7] [D] So pass that roach please and pour the wine --[E7] I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine. [A7] I'm gonna boogie til I go blind -- Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball. [A] Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones -- [D] Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones. The [E] greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too -- Screaming'[A] "Please hit me" and [A] "I'll hit you".[A] [G] Everybody ballin' in batches [D] Pyromaniacs [B7] strikin' matches. [E] I'm gonna itch me where it scratches -- [A7] Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball, [B7] y'all [E] Freakin' at the [A7] Freakers [D] Ball.