John Denvers Drinking Hits Chords by Freddie Stone

This is a funny song. have fun with it. it is pretty much 3 john denver
tunes put together with some funny lyrics. the three songs are
(in order)

1) Country Roads
2) Sunshine on My Shoulders
3) Thank God Im A Country Boy

G                 EM                      D
ALMOST SAW HEAVEN CUZ I DRANK HEFINREFFER DROVE OFF THE MOUNTAIN,
(C            G)      G               EM
LANDED IN THE RIVER.  NEVER GOT SOBER DRANK AS MUCH AS I PLEASED,
D                               (C               G)
CHUGGIN ON CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CRASHIN INTO THE TREES.

        G                   D           EM          C
COUNTRY ROADS, CANT FIND MY HOME CUZ IM SHIT FACED, AND ALL ALONE,
        G                D             C                      G
CANT REMEMBER, HOW I GOT HERE, WRAPPED AROUND, THIS TELEPHONE POLE.

G            C       G         C          G       C    G    C
Police car   on the shoulder   makes me sweaty.

G          C       G    C           Am7       D7
Flashlight   in my eyes can make me blind.

G         C        G     C          G        C     G    C
Handcuffs   tied behind me   feels so kinky
G       C        G        C         G          C    G   C
Officer   take that nightstick   from my behind

   A        A                                      D
2) Well you gotta be careful because you never really know
1) When they stick you in a cell you sleep in a    rack


          A                               G             E7
1) When the cops pull you over the baloon you gotta     blow
2) look out for the guys who will jack you up the       crack

             A 					      D
1) Your goin to jail  you blow a two point            o
2) Bend down for the suit you'd better watch your     back


             A            E7          A
1)     No place for a     country boy
2)     No place for a     country boy


                A                          E7
Chorus: Well I  got real nervous, Started shakin just a liddle.
                 A                      E7
        Theres a big horny guy who says he wants a diddle;
                    A   This verse say slow D
        Theres bars theres walls and my ass is in the middle.
            A          E7        A
        Hey look its a Country Boy

Here you go its not as hard as it seems

kyle

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