Bargain Of The Season Chords by Helmet And Thomson

Band:       Helmet & Thomson
Song:       Bargain of the Season
Album:      Tits, Arse and Muff
Written by: Tim Butler and Simon McSweeney

  D		
i keep gettin this shit in the post
G			A
everyone wants my money,
       D
now im gettin rather pissed off with it all
G			A
its not that funny



CHORUS:

D
Bargain of the season
     G			A
this album is for free
D
No one wants to buy it anyway
        G					A
cos its sung by (Thomson or Helmet) and me


  D		
i really need to get out of this place
	G			A
don't know my destination
   D
im fed up with living up here
	 G			A
and this boring conversation


CHORUS
  D
i wish i were a man who'd liven things up
    G				A
i'd start a mass debate
   D
no charge for entertaining them all
        G			A
closing time at half past eight


CHORUS

D
Bargain of the season
     G			A
this album is for free
D
No one wants to buy it anyway
	G			A  D  (stike and let ring)
cos its sung by you and me