Sounds best with a capo on 3rd, like the original. spoken: G "Hey Janet!" "Yes, Brad?" "I've got something to say." Bm C "Uh huh?" "I really loved the skilful way, you beat the other girls D D7 to the bride's bouquet." "Oh, Brad!" Finn/Brad: G Em The river was deep but I swam it, (Janet) G Em The future is ours, so let's plan it, (Janet) G Em So please don't tell me to can it, (Janet) G Em C D D7 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you. G Em The road was long but I ran it, (Janet) G Em There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, (Janet) G Em If there's one fool for you then I am it, (Janet) G Em C D D7 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you. C D G G7 Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker, C D G G7 There's three ways that love can grow. C D G Em That's good, bad, or mediocre, C D D7 Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so! Rachel/Janet: G Em Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, (oh Brad) G Em Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, (oh Brad) G Em That you've met Mom and you know Dad, (oh Brad) G Em C D G7 I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you, too. R/J: C D Oh, Brad! F/B: G G7 Oh, damn it! R/J: C D I'm mad! F/B: G G7 Oh, Janet! R/J: C D For you! F/B: G Em I love you too..ooh..oohoh! Both: C D D7 There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo! Finn/Brad: G Em And that's go see the man who began it, (Janet) G Em When we met in his science exam-it, (Janet) G Em Made me give you the eye and then panic, (Janet) G Em C D D7 Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you! F/B: C Damn it, Janet. R/J: D C D Oh, Brad, I'm mad! F/B: C Damn it, Janet. BOTH: D G I love you!