Artist : You Vandal Album : Stories You Can't Share (2010) Tabbed by : Boris Paskhaver (bigbadb) Email : bp771@nyu.edu Tuning : Drop D (DADGBE) Tracks 1-9 : Standard (EADGBE) Track 10 Track Listing: I. Cursed II. Knowing (Is Half the Battle) III. Screwdriver IV. Old Yeller V. The Biggest Douche in the Universe VI. Penalty Kick VII. Once VIII. Delta Beta Rush Week IX. Get In The Van X. Stay Classy Band: facebook.com/youvandalfl ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I. CURSED ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: D Major INTRO RIFF (0:00, 0:31): Guitar Two (x2) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11--| D|---x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--| A|--10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar One (x1) (0:05) e|----------------------| B|----------------------| G|----------------------| D|--0-------------------| A|--0-- LET RING -----| D|--0-------------------| VERSE ONE (0:10) Guitar One (x4) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 1 This is always wanted won't be long long forgotten 2 Make it home, still beyond the clock 3 One of us is always leaving never together unless I'm 4 Make it home, take the weekend off take the Guitar Two (x2) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--14--11--9--11-------| D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x---x--x---x-------| A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2---9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--12---9--7---9-------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--11-11-11-11-11--12-11--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-------| D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x--x--x--x--x---x--x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-------| A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2---9--9--9--9--9--10--9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Repeat INTRO RIFF CHORUS (0:36, 1:30) Guitar One (x2) e|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0---------2-2---------5-5---------5-5---------| A|--0-0--0-0-0--2-2--2-2-2--5-5--5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| D|--0-0--0-0-0--2-2--2-2-2--5-5--5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| P.M--| P.M--| P.M--| P.M--| 1 Cursed with awful timing 2 You can always find me e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9---------0-0---------5-5-----------5-5-------------| A|--9-9--9-9-9--0-0--0-0-0--5-5--5-5-5/7--5-5--5-5-5h7p5--| D|--9-9--9-9-9--0-0--0-0-0--5-5--5-5-5/7--5-5--5-5-5h7p5--| P.M--| P.M--| P.M P.M 1 So if I pick phone 2 At home alone Guitar Two (x8) e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|--14-14--9-9-9--11-11-11--7-7-7--| D|---x--x--x-x-x---x--x--x--x-x-x--| A|--12-12--7-7-7---9--9--9--5-5-5--| D|---------------------------------| POSTCHORUS (0:58) Guitar One (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--5--5-5--5--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--| A|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| D|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| Guitar Two (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------12-11--9-11--9h11p9p7---| D|--14-12-11-12-11h12p11p0--5--5-5--5--------------------------| A|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| D|--------------------------5--5-5--5--------------------------| VERSE TWO (1:03) (x3) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--| A|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--| D|--9--9-9--9-9-9--0--0-0--0-0-0--5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5-5--| 1 At home in bed alone 2 Disappointing here for me to hold 3 My life's the space sheets, vacant and Guitar One (x2) e|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------| D|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| A|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| D|--9--9-9--9-9-9-0--0-0--0-0-0-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--| 1 cold vacant and 2 cold Guitar Two (x2) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--11--11-11--11-11-9-11--11-11--11-11-9-11--11-11--11-11-9-12--12-12--12-12-12--| D|---x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x-x--x---x--x---x--x--x--| A|---9---9--9---9--9-7--9---9--9---9--9-7--9---9--9---9--9-7-10--10-10--10-10-10--| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar One (x1) e|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--------------------------------| D|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--| A|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--| D|---5---5--5---5---5---5--5---5--| Guitar Two (x1) e|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--12--12-12--12--14--14-14--14--| D|---x---x--x---x---x---x--x---x--| A|--10--10-10--10--12--12-12--12--| D|--------------------------------| 1 it's cold Repeat CHORUS FINAL CHORUS (1:52) Guitar One (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 Cursed with awful timing (cause you'll always be 2 You can always find me e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 So if I don't pick up the phone 2 At home in bed alone Guitar Two (x4) - 2:02 e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|--14-14--9-9-9--11-11-11--7-7-7--| D|---x--x--x-x-x---x--x--x--x-x-x--| A|--12-12--7-7-7---9--9--9--5-5-5--| D|---------------------------------| OUTRO (2:13) Guitar One (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11-11---11-12-12---12-11--| D|---x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--| A|--10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--9----9-10-10---10--9--| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar Two (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--| D|---0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--0----0--0--| P.M----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 1 Will you please stay? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- II. KNOWING (IS HALF THE BATTLE) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: D Major INTRO SHENANIGANS (0:00): (x1) e|--------------------| B|--------------------| G|--------------------| D|--2--4--5--4--7--5--| A|--2--4--5--4--7--5--| D|--2--4--5--4--7--5--| P.M-------------| (x2) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-------11-11-11-11--11-11-11-11-------| D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--5/7---x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--9/7--| A|--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5/7---9--9--9--9---9--9--9--9--9/7--| D|--------------------5/7----------------------------9/7--| e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--------------------------------------| D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------| A|--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5--5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------| D|--------------------5/7---2--4--5--4--7--5--------------| P.M-------------| Guitar One (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--0----------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------| A|--0-- LET RING --5-- LET RING --2--4--5--4----------| D|--0----------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------| P.M-------| Guitar Two (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-----------------------------------------------------| D|--x-- LET RING --5----------------2--4--5--4----------| A|--5----------------5-- LET RING --2--4--5--4----------| D|-------------------5----------------2--4--5--4----------| P.M-------| This one goes out to VERSE ONE (0:21) (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 1 every girl who's done me wrong made me write these godforsaken 2 day this one goes out to every girl with something e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 songs, should I drop your cross your never see the 2 negative to say you need to Guitar Two (x2) joins in at 0:32 e|--10--------10--------10------12-10----12--| B|-----10---7----10---7----10---------10-----| G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| INTERLUDE (0:43) (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0--0-0--------0-7--7-7--------7-4--4-4-------4-2--2-2--2----------| A|--0--0-0--x-x---0-7--7-7--x-x---7-4--4-4--x-x--4-2--2-2--2----------| D|--0--0-0--x-x---0-7--7-7--x-x---7-4--4-4--x-x--4-2--2-2--2----------| 1 You need to Guitar One (x1) e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--0-- LET RING -------------------------------------------------------| D|--0---------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar Two (x1) e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7----------------14----------------11----------------9----------------| D|--x-- LET RING ---x-- LET RING ---x-- LET RING --x-- LET RING --| A|--5----------------12-----------------9----------------7----------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------| 1 know! This one goes out to VERSE TWO (0:53) (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 1 every girl who's blown me off all the despicable shit they 2 this one goes out to every girl who's under- e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 how can you so callously stomp all over heart of 2 estimated me you need to INTERLUDE (1:13) Guitar One (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5----| A|--0-- LET RING --7-- LET RING --2-- LET RING --4----5----| D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5----| Guitar Two (x2) e|--10--------10--------10------12-10----12--| B|-----10---7----10---7----10---------10-----| G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| INTERLUDE, PART TWO (1:23) Guitar One (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5---------------| A|--0-- LET RING --7-- LET RING --2-- LET RING --4----5---------------| D|--0----------------7----------------2----------------4----5---------------| 1 You need to Guitar Two (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7---------7-7-----7---------7-7-----9---------9-9-----9---------9-9----------| D|--x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x-x----------| A|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7-7--7-------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| P.M--| P.M P.M--| P.M P.M--| P.M P.M--| P.M e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--9---------9-9-----9---------9-9----11--------11-11---12-----------12-12------| D|--x---------x-x-----x---------x-x-----x---------x--x----x------------x--x------| A|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--9--9-9-9--9--9-9-10--10-10-10-10-10--10--| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| P.M--| P.M P.M--| P.M P.M--| P.M P.M-----| P.M OUTRO (1:32) (x1) e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0---------7--7-7---------4--4-4---------2--2-2--| A|--0-0--x-x-x--7--7-7--x-x-x--4--4-4--x-x-x--2--2-2--| D|--0-0--x-x-x--7--7-7--x-x-x--4--4-4--x-x-x--2--2-2--| 1 know I won't play the part (x3) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--| A|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--| D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--2-2--2-2-2--| 1 you blindly let own your heart 2 know I won't the play the part of 3 ass hole you blindly let own your heart (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0----------------| A|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0-- LET RING --| D|--0--0-0--0-0-0---7--7-7--7-7-7---4--4-4--4-4-4---2--4--5--4----0----------------| P.M-------| 1 know I won't play part ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- III. SCREWDRIVER ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: G Minor ** FEEDBACK ** INTRO RIFF (0:12) Guitar One (x4) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--1---------------------------1---------------------------3----------------| A|--1-- LET RING -------------1-- LET RING ----3--3--3--3----------------| D|--1---------------------------1------------------3--3--3--3----------------| P.M----| Guitar Two (x4) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---8p0--7p0--5p0-0--8p0--7p0--5p0-0--8p0--7p0--5p0-0-10-10-10-10-10--8--7--| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar Three - Harmony (x2) - Join in at 0:22 e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--13p0-12p0-10p0-0-13p0-12p0-10p0-0-13p0-12p0-10p0-0-15-15-15-15-15-13-12--| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| PREVERSE RIFF (0:32) (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--| A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--| D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-3--3--3--3--| Guitar One (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-------------| A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-- STOP ---| D|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5---5-8-8---8--1-1---1--1--1--3-------------| Guitar Two (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|--12-12-12----------------------8-------------10-------------| D|---x--x--x----------------------x--------------x-------------| A|--10-10-10----------------------6--------------8-------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE (0:42) (x4) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 1 Stuck inside your room to night 2 Not as dark as what just went on out side 3 Started to rethink having far too much to drink 4 watched him with you wanted to lock myself in that PRECHORUS (1:02) (x2) e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------3--3--3----------------------------3--3--3--5--7--| D|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--3--3--3--3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--3--3--3--5--7--| A|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1--1--1--1--3--5--| D|--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1-----------3--0--1--1-1-1--1--1-1-1-----------------| P.M--| P.M--| P.M--| P.M--| 1 A radical evening curled up 2 and died CHORUS (1:13): (x4) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------3-3-3----------------------------------| D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| 1 Well I had a really nice time to- 2 night, why can't things ever just turn out right 3 I had a really nice time to- 4 night, why can't things ever just turn out POSTCHORUS (1:33) (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| A|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| P.M----------------------------------------| 1 right Turn out (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| A|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| D|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| P.M----------------| P.M----------------| 1 my way (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------1-------1-------1-------1-------5-------5-------5-------5-5--| A|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5-5--| D|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5-5--| P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M 1 I dreamed I stared outside window and I saw him hurting (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------1-------1-------1-------1------------------------------------| A|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---| D|--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--1-1--1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---| 1 You screamed but I hear you, there was nothing OUTRO (1:53) (x3) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 but make an anxious mess awake a nervous wreck 2 I'll do right by you and I'm in your place 3 next, taking back this screwdriver so I (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------| A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------| D|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5--5--5-------| 1 can watch you snap it through neck Snap it through END ON (2:14): (x1) e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-------------------| D|--1----------------| A|--1-- LET RING --| D|--1----------------| 1 neck! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- IV. OLD YELLER ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: B Major INTRO RIFF (0:01) Guitar One (x4) e|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----4-4--4-4-4--4-4-4--4-4-4--4--| A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-2-2--2-2-2--2-1-1--1-2-2--2--| D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------| Guitar Two (x2) e|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------8-8--8-8-8--8-6-6--6-4-4--4--| D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----x-x--x-x-x--x-x-x--x-x-x--x--| A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-6-6--6-6-6--6-4-4--4-2-2--2--| D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------| e|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------8-8--8-8-9-8--6-6--6-4-4--4--| D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6----x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x--x-x-x--x--| A|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x-6-6--6-6-7-6--4-4--4-2-2--2--| D|--2-2--2-2-2--2-4-4--4-6-6--x------------------------------| VERSE ONE (0:23) (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|-------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------| D|--2-2--x-x-x--4-4-4--x-x-x--6-6-6--x-x-x--6-6-6--4-4-4--2--| A|--2-2--2-2-2--4-4-4--2-2-2--6-6-6--2-2-2--6-6-6--4-4-4--2--| D|--2-2---------4-4-4---------6-6-6---------6-6-6--4-4-4--2--| 1 Say hello to Tyler for me I hope you're (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|-------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------| D|--2-2--x-x-x--4-4-4--x-x-x--6-6-6--x-x-x--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--| A|--2-2--2-2-2--4-4-4--2-2-2--6-6-6--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--| D|--2-2---------4-4-4---------6-6-6--------------------------| 1 fun, maybe I'll get to someday tell him to run (x1) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| P.M---------------------------------------------------------------| 1 doesn't know himself into, doesn't know relationship (x1) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-------------------| P.M---------------------------------------------------------------| 1 I intended to sound facetious, I hope you're CHORUS (0:45, 1:30) (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-----2-2-----------| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4--2-----2-2--x-x-x-x--| D|----------------------------4-4-4--2-----2-2--x-x-x-x--| 1 Take this dog out back, shoot him 2 Mold your bullets coldest words done now Guitar One (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| D|------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--| 1 A couple unspoken thoughts I thrown long ago 2 The first one The second's enjoy on your Guitar Two (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--| D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--| A|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| POSTCHORUS RIFF (1:08) (x2) e|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|-------4-----2---1-----1---1-2-1----| A|--2-2----2-2---2---2-2---2-------2--| D|------------------------------------| P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M VERSE TWO (1:14) (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------1---2--| A|------4-----4---4-----4---6---7------2-----2---2-----2-----------| D|--4-4---4-4---4---4-4---4---4----2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2----2----| P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M 1 hold your hand on the scared, will he listen to (x2) e|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|-------4-----2---1-----1---1-2-1----| A|--2-2----2-2---2---2-2---2-------2--| D|------------------------------------| P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M 1 fair, not 2 fair! (x1) - Cut off end a bit for chorus e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------1---2--| A|------4-----4---4-----4---6---7------2-----2---2-----2-----------| D|--4-4---4-4---4---4-4---4---4----2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2----2----| P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M P.M 1 Will you lie on his bed Will I pretend that I Repeat CHORUS BRIDGE (1:53) (x2) e|--------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------| G|--4-----------------------------------| D|--4--------4----2----6--------4----2--| A|--2--------4----2----6--------4----2--| D|-----------4----2----6--------4----2--| 1 own 2 Enjoy life Guitar One (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| D|--------------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| Guitar Two (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-6--| D|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--| A|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-4--| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| OUTRO (2:16) (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| D|--------------------------4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| 1 really not think I'd this the adding of your name to my 2 one thing straight missed trying to even exist Guitar One (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|--4-------------------------------------4----------------| D|--4--------4----2----6--------4----2----4-- LET RING --| A|--2--------4----2----6--------4----2----2----------------| D|-----------4----2----6--------4----2---------------------| 1 off Guitar Two (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|--11-----------------9--------8----6----8----------------| D|---x-----------------x--------x----x----x-- LET RING --| A|---9-----------------7--------6----4----6----------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- V. THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: D Major INTRO (0:00) Guitar One (x2) e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| G|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| A|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--| Guitar Two (x2) e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| G|--11--11-11-11--11-11--11--|--11--11-11-11--9-9--9--|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--|--7--7-7-7--6-6--6--| D|---x---x--x--x---x--x---x--|---x---x--x--x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--| A|---9---9--9--9---9--9---9--|---9---9--9--9--7-7--7--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--4--| D|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------| VERSE ONE (0:11) (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------12/11--9-11---------12/11--9-11---------14/12-11-12---------------------| D|--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--2-2-2---x--x--x--x--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| A|--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--2-2-2--12/10--9-10--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| D|--9-9-9---------------9-9-9---------------2-2-2---------------5-5-5----5-7--5-7--| 1 hollow home note room terribly 2 -lone convincing alive me to -lly decide CHORUS ONE (0:32) (x3) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| P.M--| P.M--| 1 2 Life is a movie -13, you're bursting 3 desperate aims family friendly, stale and safe VERSE TWO (0:47) (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 Never thought I'd come across -one without a soul, there's a 2 Blood flows to flesh, makes you blush but if you press down hard e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------| 1 hole in your heart, it keeps oh, so shivering cold 2 returns to its decomposed and lifeless white tone Guitar One (x3) e|---------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------| G|------11h12-----11h12-----11-12-12-11--------| D|--------------------------------------14-12--| A|---------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------| Guitar Two (x4) e|---------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| A|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------| 1 wrong 2 keep yourself on life support so 3 long 4 OUTRO CHORUS (1:19) (x3) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------| D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----| A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------| D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------| P.M--| P.M--| 1 Life is a movie -13, you're bursting 2 desperate aims family friendly, stale and safe 3 Life is a movie -13, you're bursting (x1) B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------2-2------------------------------2-2-----------------------------| D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5-----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0------| A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5-----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0------| D|--0-0-0-------0--5-----------------0-0-0-------0--5----------------0------| P.M--| P.M--| 1 desperate aims family friendly, stale and again ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- VI. PENALTY KICK ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: D Major INTRO (0:01) (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6-6---6--6--6-6-6--6--6--6--| D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7-7---7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4-4---4--4--4-4-4--4--4--4--| D|---------------------------------------------------------| (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6---------------------------| D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7-- LET RING ---7--5--4---| A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4---------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------| 1 Don't pretend VERSE (0:16, 1:20) (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 that I ever meant anything to you, did you ever meant (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----7--5--4-------| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------| 1 said and I won't pre tend (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 that I'll be ever able to for give, that I'll ever be able to CHORUS ONE (0:32) Guitar One (x2) e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| A|--0-0--2-2-2--5-- LET RING --0-0--2-2-2--5-- LET RING --| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| Guitar Two (x2) e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------11--11-11-12-11-9-7-7--------| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5-----------------x---x--x--x--x-x-x-x--------| A|--0-0--2-2-2--5-- LET RING ---9---9--9-10--9-7-5-5--------| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5---------------------------------------------| 1 You 2 that mine only hand that you'd been CHUGGY McCHUG RIFF (0:46, 1:50) (x2) - Cut off last note on final run e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--4-------4-------4---4-5----4-------4-------7-5-4-2-0--| A|----5-------5-------5----------5-------5----------------| D|------0-0-----0-0----------------0-0-----0-0------------| P.M P.M P.M P.M INTERLUDE (1:00) (x2) e|--------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--| A|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--| D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5--| 1 right to my face you had nerve 2 back to my place right I saw (x2) e|---------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------| A|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------| D|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--0--0--0---5--------| 1 wrap your arms around him when he 2 walked off of the field (x1) e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--6------------------------------| D|--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--7-- LET RING ---[7]-[5]-[4]--| A|--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--4------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| 1 Don't pretend Repeat VERSE CHORUS TWO (1:36) Guitar One (x2) e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| A|--0-0--2-2-2--5-- LET RING --0-0--2-2-2--5-- LET RING --| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5----------------0-0--2-2-2--5----------------| Guitar Two (x2) e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------11--11-11-12-11-9-7-7--------| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5-----------------x---x--x--x--x-x-x-x--------| A|--0-0--2-2-2--5-- LET RING ---9---9--9-10--9-7-5-5--------| D|--0-0--2-2-2--5---------------------------------------------| 1 2 This is my betrayor, my friend the soccer Repeat CHUGGY McCHUG RIFF OUTRO (2:04) (x4) e|-------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-------0-0-------0-0-------5----------------| A|--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0----5-- LET RING --| D|--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0----5----------------| P.M P.M P.M 1 My girl on my birth -day 2 What a thoughtful pre -sent 3 I may not play soc -cer but I'll 4 kick your fucking head in ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- VII. ONCE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: F# Minor BASS INTRO (0:01): (x2) G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0----| D|--4-4---4---4-4---4---2-2---2---2-2---2---0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0---0--| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------0---------2---------2----| D|--4-4---4---4-4---4---2-2---2---2-2---2---0-0---0---0-0---0---2-2---2---2-2---2--| VERSE ONE (0:22) (x2) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4----------------7----------------0---------------------------------| A|--4-- LET RING --7-- LET RING --0-- LET RING -------------------| D|--4----------------7----------------0---------------------------------| 1 Fina- lly hit bottom on that bus ride 2 throat, give up on finding anyone to give up e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4----------------7----------------0----------------2----------------| A|--4-- LET RING --7-- LET RING --0-- LET RING --2-- LET RING --| D|--4----------------7----------------0----------------2----------------| 1 home, fears I tried not to acknowledge dug their claws into my 2 to, it couldn't be sincere, couldn't be nearly as true CHORUS (0:43, 1:38) (x2) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| 1 I won't rediscover the willingness to trust another 2 We only love but once, we're only capable of love Guitar One (x2) e|----------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------| D|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----| A|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----| D|--4---4-4-4-7---7-7-7-0---0-0-0-2---2-2-2-----| 1 I won't the will- to trust another 2 only love only capable the once Guitar Two (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5--| B|--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5----------------| G|------------------7-7-7-6-6-6------------------------------------| D|------------------------------7----------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| e|--------------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5--| B|--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5----------------| G|------------------6-6-6-7-6--------------------------------------| D|----------------------------7-7----------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE TWO (1:06) (x2) e|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--| A|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--| D|--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--| 1 When say you same anybody 2 else, you're me or lying to (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-11-11-11-11--14-14-14-14--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| A|--9--9--9--9--12-12-12-12--7-7-7-7--4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| P.M-------------------------------------------------------------------------| (x2) e|----------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------| D|--7---------------9-------6----7--------9-----| A|----------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------| 1 means you never felt it to begin with 2 what I thought held never existed Repeat CHORUS BRIDGE (2:00): Guitar One (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4---------------2---------------0---------------2----------------| A|--4-- LET RING ---2-- LET RING ---0-- LET RING ---2---- LET RING --| D|--4---------------2---------------0---------------2----------------| 1 once 2 once Guitar Two (x2) e|----------------------------------------------4-4-4-5-5-5-5p4-4-4--| B|--7-7-7-5-5-5---------------------7-7-7-5-5-5----------------------| G|--------------7-7-7-6-6-6------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------7-7-7-7----------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar One (x1) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| Guitar Two (x1) e|--5------7------9---------5-----7----5---4---2---4---5--| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| OUTRO (2:22): (x2) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| D|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--| A|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--| D|--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--2-2-2-2---4---2---0-----0--0--| P.M----| P.M-| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- VIII. DELTA BETA RUSH WEEK ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: D Major INTRO RIFF (0:00) Guitar One (x2) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--| A|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--| D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--0--5-5--5--5--5-5--5--5--| Guitar Two (x1) (0:05) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--11-----------------------------------------------7---------------------| D|---x-- LET RING ---------------------------------x-- LET RING -------| A|---9-----------------------------------------------5---------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE ONE (0:11) (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12-----7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--12--12-12-12--12--12-12--0--7--7-7-7--9--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 it this is all you ask of yourself, then I'm 2 glad you're doing well glad but I can't tell, it's (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------| A|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------| D|--12-12--12--12----7-7-7---9-9-9--9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------| 1 say exactly what my expectations were, I 2 never was too sure CHORUS (0:35, 1:37) (x2) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------| A|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------| D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5---0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0------| 1 Let's talk about the days that 2 was a time I felt more now that time is far behind e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| A|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| D|--9--9--9-9-9-0--5--5-5--5--5--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--| 1 gone Thank god you left West Palm 2 I know everything about really going on (inside your) VERSE TWO (0:54) (x1) e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0----------------5----------------9----------------7----------------| A|--0-- LET RING --5-- LET RING --9-- LET RING --7-- LET RING --| D|--0----------------5----------------9----------------7----------------| 1 say that we're always by your I don't wanna tell that lie (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--| A|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--| D|--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0--0--5-5--5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5--| 1 you or me (x1) e|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| A|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| D|--9-9--9--9--9-9-9--9--9--9--7-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7--| 1 order of things way it has to be? MINI BREAKDOWN (1:16) (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------11-11-11-14-14-14-14--| D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---x--x--x--x--x--x--x--| A|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9-12-12-12-12--| D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9-9-9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5------------------------| 1 The way it has to be (x1) e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--9-7---9-7---9-7--11-11-11--9-9-9--7---9-7---9-7---9-7--11-11-11--9-9-9--7--| D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--| A|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--| D|--7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5---7-5---7-5---7-5---9--9--9--7-7-7--5--| 1 T-shirts, beer social events only things you need Repeat CHORUS END ON (1:59) (x1) e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-------------------| D|--5----------------| A|--5-- LET RING --| D|--5----------------| 1 heart ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- IX. GET IN THE VAN ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key: D Major MAIN RIFF (0:01, 0:41): Guitar One (x4) e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|---------------------------| D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---| A|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---| D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---| Guitar Two (x2) e|---------------------------| B|---------------------------| G|--7-7--14-14-11-11--12-12--| D|--x-x---x--x--x--x---x--x--| A|--5-5--12-12--9--9--10-10--| D|---------------------------| VERSE ONE (0:12) (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| A|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 1 could predicted find Raleigh NC prettiest girls ever seen (x2) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| P.M P.M P.M P.M 1 seen You'll call me on the phone Don't 2 -get when we Michigan that be in different time zones (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| A|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| D|--9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5-----9-9-----5-5-----4-4-----5-5--------| 1 went to Massachusetts didn't hear damn person wicked (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-----5-5-----5-5--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| 1 Talk about a bummer not to (x1) e|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5------------| A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7------5-5-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| P.M P.M P.M-----| 1 mention that your attitude is ruining my summer Repeat MAIN RIFF VERSE TWO (0:51) (x4) e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| P.M--------------------------------------------------------------| 1 stories you can't share with anyone because 2 no one seems to care 3 stories you can't share with anyone because 4 no one seems to care or understand at all MAIN RIFF, ALTERNATE (1:12, 1:32) Guitar One (x3) | (x1) e|---------------------------|------------------------------| B|---------------------------|------------------------------| G|---------------------------|------------------------------| D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---| A|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---| D|--0-0----7-7--4-4----5-5---|--0-0---7---4--4--4--4--4/5---| Guitar Two (x1) | (x1) e|---------------------------|------------------------------| B|---------------------------|------------------------------| G|--7-7--14-14-11-11--12-12--|--7-7--14--11-11-11-11-11/12--| D|--x-x---x--x--x--x---x--x--|--x-x---x---x--x--x--x--x--x--| A|--5-5--12-12--9--9--10-10--|--5-5--12---9--9--9--9--9/10--| D|---------------------------|------------------------------| BRIDGE (1:22) (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| P.M------------------------------------------------------------| 1 Stories you can't share with anyone (x1) e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---5-5--5-5-5-5---| A|----------------------------------------------------5-5--5-5-5-5---| D|----------------------------------------------------5-5--5-5-5-5---| P.M--------------------------------------------| 1 no one seems to care Repeat MAIN RIFF, ALTERNATE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- X. STAY CLASSY ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by : asthesunsets666 Tuning: Standard Low to High (EADGBe) Key: G Major G It's four o'clock in the morning Em I can't stay awake anymore D And I pass out with phone in hand C I tried to stay detached and failed G Em I'm terrified to open up my chest D To have a pound of ice dumped in again C If you're trying to ruin me for future girlfriends You nailed it. G When you're at the beach in San Diego C With the sand beneath your feet Em Try not to think of me C This is so messed up G C When I drive these streets north on the way home Em And pass through a toll or two C I'll try not to think of you But it's easier said G Em How can you be my one that got away When you're still hanging around D How can he be so much better than me C When he only comes to town G Em To love you for the weekend D Regardless of the reason It's not okay C I was there for you and you just pushed me away G When you're at the beach in San Diego C With the sand beneath your feet Em Try not to think of me C This is so messed up G C When I drive these streets north on the way home Em And pass through a toll or two C I'll try not to think of you But it's easier said than done