Intro: C Verse: C Can you hear me out there loud and clear? C Saddle up them bottles and let's get out of here Chorus: E Am All aboard the alcohol express tonight E Am Drinking every single thing that's in sight E Am So don't wait up, we won't be home tonight C Yes it's true D Alcohol I love you C Verse: C Yeah, well, there's gonna be a whole lotta hell to pay C But I can pay you back on pay day? Chorus: E Am All aboard the alcohol express tonight E Am Drinking every single thing that's in sight E Am So don't wait up, we won't be home tonight C Yes it's true D Alcohol I love you Solo: C Chorus: E Am All aboard the alcohol express tonight E Am Drinking every single thing that's in sight E Am So don't wait up, we won't be home tonight C Yes it's true D Alcohol I love you C Yes it's true D Alcohol I love you Easy as it gets! Crack open a bottle of Jack and rock it! PL&A