Why You Gotta Slut Around Chords by 312 Militia Written by: Daniel Messinger and Marc Mooney Tabbed by: Daniel Messinger Intro Dm , A , G , Em (2x) Verse Dm A Woke up this morning G Em You were nowhere to be found Dm A G Em Your edible panties were on the ground Dm A There was a bite out of them G Em And then I spy Dm A G Em You slutting around with another guy Chorus F Why! Why! Why! C You gotta slut around F Why! Why! Why! C You gotta slut around Verse Dm A G Em Found your number on a piece of paper (pap"a") Dm A G Em Called it, but it was some fuck that dates ya Dm A G Em I can't believe I almost ate ya Dm A G Em Glad I didn't cuz you got VD Dm A G Em Hapatitis or some HIV Dm A G Em I ain't tryin' to die yet slut Dm A G Em As I write this you're probably getting fucked in the butt Chorus F Why! Why! Why! C You gotta slut around F Why! Why! Why! C You gotta slut around