4x

e|-2---2---2---2--|-1---1---1---1--|-0---0---0---0--|----------------|
B|---0---0---0---0|---0---0---0---0|---0---0---0---0|-4---4---4---4--|
G|----------------|----------------|----------------|---4---4---4---4|
D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|

  you said you wanted me to be your girlfriend
  that took about one week to come to an abrupt end
  i know you hate me, i'm a perceptive guy
  i'm also aware enough not to wonder why


              B          F#
you like the guy on your ipod, 
         E           F#
not the guy in your bed
           B             F#
after the fanmail came anthrax, 
         E           F#
now you wish i were dead




chorus
             B           F#          E      (F#)
if i could force you to love me, i would
                B          F#      E           (F#)
you'd teach me not to be psycho, i, i know you could
         B          F#              E      (F#)
give me one final chance, i'll be good
                    B             E                        B
never believed in love at first sight, but now i think i might

 F#     E    (F#)



  you said physical chemistry between us was bad
  then why are you still responding to my craigslist ad
  i know every step i took along the way was wrong
  now i'm spreading it all out and fingering this song



            B          

your text messages were like 
F#            E         F#
no-calorie food for my soul
        B          F#
beating off to forever with you
      E             F#
is a fantasy that blows

chorus 2x

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You also can play this, through the whole chorus.(4 times)

e|----------6---7-|
B|--4---2---7---7-|
G|--4---4---------|
D|----------------|
A|----------------|
E|----------------|






Hope you enjoy playing.