Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I?ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn?t find them anywhere, so I 
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as 
as I do. ? Dan Dee

_Intro:_

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5?


_Verse:_

E                        A
Floating in space at the edge of time
    E                 A
In a universe that we can?t define
E                        A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E                     A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
        E                   A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
        E                A ? A5?
Yes, we always take the time?


_Chorus:_

n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5
To masturbate? ah-ooh-ohh?
             E5    A5
To milk the snake
                       E5     A5
Girls do the taco handshake
          E5               A5         E5    A5  E5 A5  E5
I?m gonna hold my sausage hostage? tonight.

_Verse 2:_

        E                            A
Whether you?re English, French, Japanese, or German
        E                            A
Whether you?re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
   E                     A
We all take matters into our own hands
         E                     A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
     E                           A
We?d all be doing time (yes we?d all be doing time)
E            A ? A5
If it was a crime?


_Chorus 2:_

n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5
To masturbate? ah-ooh-ohh?
                 E5     A5
To pull the handbrake
               E5     A5
To play vagina DJ
      E5                       A5
She?s gonna play cuntry on the clitar? tonight


_Bridge:_

E  A  E B  (x2)


_Final Verse:_

E5            A5  E5                   B5
 He burps his baby, she?s putting on a puppet show
E5                 A5    E5              B5
 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5             A5     E5                B5
 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe

[2 hours later]

E5                A5    E5              B5
 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
    A                       B        E
I?m gonna play ball on team Penis? tonight