Betazoid Mind Fuck Warp 11 Tabbed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com Intro riff: A C D A G e:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17\12-12-12-12\10-----| B:--x--x--x--x?x-/-x--x--x--x?x-/-x--x--x--x?x-\-x--x--x--x-\-x----| G:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----| X4* D:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----| A:-12-12-12-12-12/15-15-15-15-15/17-17-17-17-17\12-12-12-12\10-----| E:--x--x--x--x?x/--x--x--x--x--x-/-x--x--x--x?x-\-x--x-x--x-\-x----| *at the end of the fourth intro riff instead of sliding up to A, slide two frets down to the highest E chord (x-19-21-21-x-19). After strumming the high E slide up to the first E bar chord (0-7-9-9-9-7). Strum down once then slide up to D, C, B, then slide down to end the intro on A (5-7-7-6-5-5). Verse 1: (Palm mute bar chords and slide) A C She?s in my bed and in my head D A G Knows what I?m thinking before it?s said A C I?m in a bind, she?s in my mind D A G I tried drinking just to stay ahead A C D What am I supposed to do when she can read my mind? A C D E She knows when I?m looking at another girl?s behind (repeat chord structure of first stanza) She knows that I hate her cat And that I think that dress makes her look fat Got her a gift, looked in her eyes She got upset cause I ruined the surprise Why does she torture me with all this romance? When I know that she knows I just want in her pants E-D-C-B-A Chorus: (The guitar isn?t strummed here, instead picked back and forth very fast from the low E string to the A string. Just follow the same basic chord structure of the intro and verses but try and pick and slide as fast as you can.) A C I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck D A G I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck A C I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind fuck D E I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle Verse 2: (same as verse1) What can I say? I can?t protest I?m always thinking about her chest And then I dropped a mental bomb Because I thought about sex with her mom I know that we must be getting closer to the end Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: (Palm mute and slide up/down) E D C B She wrecks all the fantasies that I have in my head Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine Cause then she wouldn?t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines (Repeat Chorus) x2 E-D-C-B-A (End)