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D Am D Am Am7 D Am (x4)
VERSE:
D AmD Am    Am7 D Am     D     Am   D   Am Am7     D Am 
  I love my brine shrimp pals, they are my friends.
D AmD Am    Am7   D  Am  Bm              G   A
  I watch them float around inside their tank.
D Am  D Am  Am7 D Am   D    Am   D      AmAm7 D Am7 D
  But when I came back home from school today
Am DAm7         D Am7  Bm                 G A Bb
My little friends were dead and I was sad.

CHORUS:
(Bb)      Gm             Eb
The other day they were alive,
                A               Bb
and now they?re floating at the top.
            Gm               Eb
I knew they wouldn?t last forever,
                A               D    Am  D  Am7   D Am7 D 
                A               Bb              Gm      Eb       A
and now they?re just a bunch of dead sea monkeys.      (Dead sea monkeys.)
D Am D Am Am7 D Am (x2)
Bm G A
D
...
BRIDGE 1:
Am   D      Am7        D  Am7    D 
Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?
Am   D      Am7        D  Am7    D 
Will my sea monkeys go to hell?
Am   D      Am7        D  Am7    D 
Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?
Bm                  G     A      D 
Bm                  G     A      Bb
Will my sea monkeys go to hell?

BRIDGE 2:
  Am7     D Am7         D  Am7D
I miss ?em, I miss ?em, me oh my!
  Am7     D Am7         D  Am7D
I miss ?em, I miss ?em, me oh my!
  Am7     D Am7         D  Am7D
I miss ?em, I miss ?em, me oh my!
  Am7     D Am7         D  Am7   Bb
I miss ?em, I miss ?em, me oh my!

BRIDGE 3:
Bb
I want my monkeys back.
Gm              Eb
Give my monkeys back!
(Eb)
I want my monkeys back.
A
JESUS CHRIST.