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well, I thought I?d write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn?t last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
?til I had had enough, but then I realized
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this song needs a hook

an ironic little

self refrential
B
catchy freakin? hook
     D
so I made the chorus

all about how
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this song needs a hook

an ironic little
                B
self refrential hook
      D
and a guitar solo 
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[bad guitar solo]
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Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this?? ok.
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[awesome MIDI guitar solo]
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Ugh, stop that. All right, uh?
Oh, I know, let?s do the, um, the bridge. Bri? yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.
(music starts)
A
Oh.
C#m           F#m
baby, tell me why
            E                A
why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
           C#m
you cannot walk on it
                  F#m
it doesn?t have a guard rail
           Bm7            F#7
it doesn?t even hold many cows
Ebm7                        B
this song is sort of caving in on itself
            D                  Ebm7
and so it?s going to end right now
      B D F#
right now