A                             
Wossy, in two weeks you?ll be gone

           E/A
This is my last opportunity to sing you a song

     G/A
So I wanna ask a favour before

                D         Dsus2-D*
You get on with your life

A
Jonathan, I wanna make love to you

E/A
Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you

G/A
Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you

G          G/A     D
Sweet love to your wife


             Dm
There?s just something about her 

That drives me insane

               A/C#
She?s got that cute sense of humour

And a brilliant brain

           Bm7
But if I?m totally honest

My feelings for Jane

    A
Are mostly sexual

            Dm
Don?t wanna put you and her

In an awkward position

      A/C#
But I know I?d regret it

If I didn?t ask the question

       Bm7
I have talked to my wife

And she gave me permission

   G/A                   A
We both have a celebrity shag concession

    G   G/A  D
And mine is Jane

G   G/A  D
Hers is Wayne Rooney

Em7
Although to be fair

        G/A
There?s not much chance of scoring there

D        A
Jane, in two weeks time

     G            
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby

    D             
And surely you?re not gonna wanna be

G                    A   
Spending time with a bum

D                A
I know that in a month or three

           G
He?ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV

           D                   G
But in the meantime, would you consider me

      E
For a little fun?


The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern
(Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2)

Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, you?ll be diggin? me
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you

What I wouldn?t give for just one night with you
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a
Couple of whips and an underwater camera
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you

Wossy, you can watch if that?d make you feel better
That?d make it even more unforgettable
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife

Stop me, won?t you Wossy, if this is getting weird?
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard
I?m just doing a song, like we agreed
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna
Make sweet love to your wife

Oooh

Dm
Jonathan I?ve always admired you

      A/C#
I was nervous about our interview

         Bm7
But your producers assured me

That all I had to do

       G/A                    D
Was be totally honest...with you 

Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!