Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when 
i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics 
myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont 
have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E 
(for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m), 
but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy!

Capo 2 
Em	C
I've got a secret, I've got one too
G	D
Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)
Em	C
Unload your burden, relinquish your lie
G
I'm ashamed, you are safe now
D
My day of judgment has arrived
C        G      D
Rise up, stand tall
          Em                     C
For the keeper of secrets will fall
                   G                             D                                   D
While the truth teller quenches his thirst ? at the fountain of justice!
Em                     C
You go first. No after you.
                      G                                                        D
Rock paper scissors? (oh that?s funny isn?t it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or 
nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)
Em	C
Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure
	G
That the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you
                                                  D
In comparison to, your secret

Which might be as boring as bat shit
          Em
My standard of secrets are second to none
	C
There are nazi?s who would not believe what I've done
          G
 my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more
                       D
I'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!
Em
I ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist
C
 I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving 
G
I don?t flush at parties, I dabble in arsine
D
 I love polystyrene I voted for Howard
Em
 I leave without paying I j-walk I litter 
C
I love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter
G
 I don?t wear a helmet I wear womens shoes
D
 I slept with your grandma 
                          C
I slept with my grandmother too 
	G	D
but these  are mere samples, common examples of everyday
          Em	            C
Things that we keep locked away
C           G                         D
 and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin 
          Em     	C
of my soul, a secret that?s too big to say
         G               D                        Em                        C
 rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall
C	G
 I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy
D                                                Em
 I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car
C                       G                    D
 I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes
                                       Em
 I organize cockfights I piss in the spa
A                      E                  D
 I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic
F#m
I spread salmonella 
A                                E
I told my accountant I'm semi retired 
D                            F#m
I pay cash in hand coz my visas expired 
D                                   A
and secrets are like margarine,
E                                             F#m
 they're easy to spread but harder to clean
                    D	A
 off your pants and once that stain is seen
 E                                                      E
 everyone knows I?ve been stickin my dick in the fridge!
	A
What? Nothing. Secrets!