D D7 G Well I'm doin ten to twenty in the frozen Granite State D A And every day I go to work I stamp out license plates D D7 G Every day I go to work and every night I cry D A D D7 Cause every license plate I make tells me to Live Free or Die (CHORUS) G Live Free or Die D Oh Lord tell me why A A7 Can't they say Seatbelts Fastened or Oklahoma is O.K? G Vacation Land sounds mighty great D Wouldn't mind stampin out The Garden State D It's enough to make me cry A D Live Free or Die Well I, I didn't mean to shoot that man, Why the gun just went off in my hand I caught him with my wife And it cost that man his life Well I just got home from the factory And that guy was sittin where I'm supposed to be Now he's up there in the sky And I'm stuck with Live Free or Die (CHORUS) (BREAK) So let this be a lesson To all you married men out there That patience is a virtue So make your plans with care And if you catch your wife with another man Well it's best to hold off as long as you can And shoot him in another state Where they got a different license plate (CHORUS)