Egg Sucking Dog – Johnny Cash Found on Johhny Cash at Folsom Prison D G Well, he’s not very handsome to look at D A He’s shaggy and he eats like a hog D G And he’s always out killin’ my chickens, D A G That dirty old egg sucking dog. G Egg sucking dog, D A I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground. D G If you don’t stay out of my hen house. D A D You dirty old egg sucking hound. D G Now if he don’t stop eating my eggs up, D A Though I’m not a real bad guy, D G I’m gonna take my rifle and send him D A G To that big chicken coop in the sky. G Egg sucking dog, D A I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground. D G If you don’t stay out of my hen house. D A D You dirty old egg sucking hound. Just a good old fun song, which should be played and sung for just that reason. -- Jersey Joe