For the verses look at the tabs - it's basically Dm all the way through the verses 
with your fourth finger on the 3rd fret of the D string every 3rd beat of 4 - this 
is then simulated by the bass through the 2nd verse so if you're playing it on 
your own just do the same for that 2nd verse - the other chords listed for the 
chorus were nonsense so I thought I would try and help out...

DmMondays (xx0231@1)is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Dm (xx0231@1)                                   
I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
DmWhoah (xx0231@1)Dm (xx0231@1)                        C (x32010@1)       GPolishing (320003@1)a compass that I hold in my sleep
DmWhoah (xx0231@1)Dm (xx0231@1)                                   C (x32010@1)          GDoubt (320003@1)comes in on sticks but then he kicks like a horse
DmWhoah (xx0231@1)Dm (xx0231@1)There's a Chinese cigarette case
DmAnd (xx0231@1)the rest you can keep
DmAnd (xx0231@1)the rest you can keep
DmAnd (xx0231@1)the rest you can keep

Bb (x1333x@1)                          Am (x02210@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)                  GmThere's (355333@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Bb (x1333x@1)                          Am (x02210@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)                  DmThere's (xx0231@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall

(The next section is power chords - easy to work out, or look at all the other tabs)

DmMondays (xx0231@1)is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
DmOooo (xx0231@1)DmOooo (xx0231@1)
DmThere's (xx0231@1)this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound
DmTo (xx0231@1)a chorus of supposes from the little town whores
DmThere'll (xx0231@1)be twisted karaokee at the Aniseed lounge
Dm (xx0231@1)              
And I'll bring you further roses
DmBut (xx0231@1)it does you no good
DmAnd (xx0231@1)it does me no good
DmAnd (xx0231@1)it does you no good

Bb (x1333x@1)                          Am (x02210@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)                  GmThere's (355333@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Bb (x1333x@1)                          Am (x02210@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)                  GmThere's (355333@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Bb (x1333x@1)                          Am (x02210@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)                  DmThere's (xx0231@1)a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall

(Power chords section again)

DmSomeday (xx0231@1)we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid
DmOooo (xx0231@1)DmOooo (xx0231@1)