[Intro]
Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  Bm (x24432@1)  Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)  Em (022000@1)  D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  B7[Verse] (x21202@1)EmCaroline!?Caroline! (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)                                       CSee?Caroline?all?the?guys?would?say?she's?mighty?fine (x32010@1)Bm (x24432@1)                                   AmBut?mighty?fine?only?got?you?somewhere?half?the?time (x02210@1)G (320003@1)                               F (133211@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) CAnd?the?other?half?either?got?you?cursed?out,?or?coming?up?short (x32010@1)B7Yeah,?now?dig?this,?now? (x21202@1)EmEven?though (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)                              CYou'd?need?a?golden?calculator?to?divide (x32010@1)F (133211@1)                              EmThe?time?it?takes?to?look?inside?and?realise?that (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)              F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)    B7Real?guys?go?for?real?down?to?Mars?girls,?yeah! (x21202@1)
[Chorus]
[Play?2x]
Em (022000@1)                            DI?know?you'd?like?to?thank?your?shit?don't?stank (xx0232@1)CBut?lean?a?little?bit?closer (x32010@1)Bm (x24432@1)                             AmSee?that?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo (x02210@1)G (320003@1)                           F (133211@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)?B7
Yeah,?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo

[Verse]
Em (022000@1)      D (xx0232@1)                               CCaroline!?See?she's?the?reason?for?the?word?"bitch" (x32010@1)FI?hope?she's?speeding?on?the?way?to?the?club (133211@1)FTrying?to?hurry?up?to?get?to?some (133211@1)FBaller?or?singer?or?somebody?like?that (133211@1)FAnd?try?to?put?on?her?makeup?in?the?mirror (133211@1)F (133211@1)                              EmAnd?crash,?crash,?crash..?into?a?ditch!?(Just?Playing!) (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)                              CShe?needs?a?golden?calculator?to?divide (x32010@1)Bm (x24432@1)                                 AmThe?time?it?takes?to?look?inside?and?realise?that (x02210@1)G (320003@1)                        F (133211@1)   Em (022000@1)     D (xx0232@1)    C (x32010@1)    B7Real?guys?go?for?real?down?to?Mars?girls,?yeah! (x21202@1)
[Chorus]
Em (022000@1)                            DI (xx0232@1)know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
CBut (x32010@1)lean a little bit closer
Bm (x24432@1)                             AmSee (x02210@1)that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
G (320003@1)                           F (133211@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) B7Yeah, (x21202@1)roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Em (022000@1)                            DI?know?you'd?like?to?thank?your?shit?don't?stank (xx0232@1)CBut?lean?a?little?bit?closer (x32010@1)F (133211@1)                              EmSee?that?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)                           F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) B7Yeah,?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo (x21202@1)
[Verse]
EmWell?she's?got?a?hotty?body,?but?her?attitude?is?potty (022000@1)DWhen?I?met?her?at?a?party?she?was?hardly?acting?naughty (xx0232@1)CI?said?"Shorty,?would?you?call?me?" (x32010@1)
She?said?"Pardon?me,?are?you?ballin'?"
BmI?said?"Darling,?you?sound?like?a?prostitute?pausing" (x24432@1)Am (x02210@1)                          GOh?so?you're?one?them?freaks,?get?geeked?at?the?sight?of?an?ATM?receipt (320003@1)F (133211@1)                   EmBut?game?been?peeped,?dropping?names?she's?weak (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)                              C (x32010@1)                B7Trickin'?off?this?bitch?is?lost,?Must?take?me?for?a?geek (x21202@1)
EmA?quick?way?to?eat,?A?neat?place?sleep, (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)A?rent-A-car?for?A?week,?A?trick?for?A?treat
C (x32010@1)Now?go?on?the?raw?sex,?my?AIDS?test?is?flawless
FRegardless,?we?don't?want?to?get?involved?with?all?them?lawyers (133211@1)EmAnd?judges?just?to?hold?grudges?in?a?courtroom (022000@1)D (xx0232@1)                            F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) B7I?wanna?see?ya?support?bra?not?support?you! (x21202@1)
[Chorus]
Em (022000@1)                            DI (xx0232@1)know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
CBut (x32010@1)lean a little bit closer
F (133211@1)                              EmSee (022000@1)that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
D (xx0232@1)                           F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) B7Yeah, (x21202@1)roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

[Play?2x]
Em (022000@1)                            DI (xx0232@1)know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
CBut (x32010@1)lean a little bit closer
Bm (x24432@1)                             AmSee (x02210@1)that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
G (320003@1)                           F (133211@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) B7Yeah, (x21202@1)roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

[Play?2x]
Em (022000@1)Better?come?back?down?to?Mars
DGirl,?quit?chasin'?cars (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)What?happens?when?the?dough?get?so?low
FBitch,?you?ain't?that?fine (133211@1)Em (022000@1)     D (xx0232@1)      F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1)No?way..?no?way..?no?way

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Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  Bm (x24432@1)  Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)  Em (022000@1)  D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  B7Crazy?bitch (x21202@1)(Etc)
[Play?2x]
Em (022000@1)  D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  F (133211@1)  Em (022000@1)  D (xx0232@1)  F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1)  B7[END] (x21202@1)