INTRO: 
Dm  [ch]Dm/A[/ch] (x7) Dm

         Dm       [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]     F        [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]    [ch]Em7b5[/ch] A7
I run my fingers through her blackish blondish hair
        Dm      [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]      F      [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]     Am7       [ch]Em7b5[/ch]  
Look into her brown blue eyes and touch her skin so dark and fair
C  G  C E7 Em7b5 A7

            Dm     [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]   F   [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]   [ch]Em7b5[/ch] A7
Because I like how she encourages and scolds me
         Dm     [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]    F     [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]    [ch]Em7b5[/ch]         A7 
How even as her left hand pushes me away her right arm holds me
[ch]Em7b5[/ch]  Gm7  [ch]Em7b5[/ch]  A7 

F             D7               Gm                   [ch]Gdim7[/ch]
It's nice to know she's always waiting for me at the dead ends
          F           A7          Dm                     Bb         
Guess I need a little love from every little square of my sweet little 
 C         F          
patchwork girlfriend
 D7     Bb             C     F
Of my sweet little patchwork girlfriend

Dm [ch]Dm/A[/ch] (x7) Dm

        Dm     [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]       F     [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]    [ch]Em7b5[/ch] A7
I can't tell if she would rather take or leave me
        Dm          [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]     F      [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]       Am7        [ch]Em7b5[/ch]
And I'm not sure what I'm saying but I'm sure I want her to believe me
 
C  G C E7 Em7b5 A7


            Dm        [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]      F         [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]   Gm7              [ch]Em7b5[/ch] 
So I run my fingers through her blackish blondish brownish reddish grayish 
        A7
(grayish?!) hair

Dm      [ch]Dmmaj7[/ch]  F       [ch]Bm7b5[/ch]   [ch]Em7b5[/ch]        A7                  [ch]Em7b5[/ch]  A7
And tell her I won't mess around with other girls unless they're her

F             D7               Gm                    Gdim7
It's nice to know she's always waiting for me at the dead ends
         F             A7          Dm                     Bb   
Guess I need a little love from every little square of my sweet little 
C           F
patchwork girlfriend
D7      Bb    C       F
Of my sweet little patchwork girlfriend
Dm

Gm                                            Eb        F      Bb   F D7       
Though I'm no more boy scout than boyfriend I could see tying the knot
Gm                                                       Bb            A7                 
Instead it's my hands that are tied because that'd be against the law even in Utah

F             D7                  Gm                  [ch]Gdim7[/ch]
It's nice to know she's always waiting for me at the dead ends
          F          A7             Dm                     Bb                  
Guess I need a little love from every little square of my sweet little 
             A7
patchwork girlfriend

         F           D7             Gm                  [ch]Gdim7[/ch]
She's anywhere I could ever go ain't no false start or dead end
            F           A7                 Dm               Bb    
That could take me away from, couldn't bring me back to my sweet little 
C            F  
patchwork girlfriend
D7      Bb     C           F    
Or my big bitter patchwork girlfriend
D7         Bb         C        Bbm                    F   
Or my sweet little patchwork girlfriend