Screw the Nether (Moves like Jagger Parody)
Feat. The Yogscast and Sparkles*
Tabbed by: UltimateAwsome
Capo 7
Strum Pattern: vv^^v^ (Anything works)
Intro: Em G [whistling]

Em
Its deep underground
Past the bedrock
                        G
But dont dig straight down
         D
Youll regret that
                  Em
But now you feel brave
                     G
Equipped with your spade
                   D     A
To roam in these caves

Em
Not looking for gold
This stuffs purple
                G
Or so Ive been told
         D
By some people
                 Em
Ill find a few bricks
                        G
Where the two of these mix
                    D    A
With a couple of clicks


(Ill be swinging my pick)

Em               G
This is all the prep that I go through
D            A
Even if my tools are just make do
Em
Moving to the nether
           G
Im moving to the nether
          D     A
Im moving tooooooo the nether

Em                 G
Ten blocks is the magical total
 D                      A
Cause thats enough to build up my portal
Em
Moving to the nether
          G
Im moving to the nether
          D      A
Im moving tooooooo the nether

           Em
Welcome to hell
Weathers great here
              G
So pull up a chair
        D
Have a cold beer
                    Em
You can live by the sea;
               G
So happy youll be;
                        D     A
With your cobblestone tree

Oh!
                      Em
The neighbours arent bright
Theyre delicious
                   G
We eat bacon all night
            D
Its nutritious
                    Em
Hear all of them sequel
                   G
For the damage I deal
                   D     A
Theres plenty to steal

(Hack and Slash)
(Gold nuggets? I'm rich)

Em            G
Who cares if were giving up sunlight
D                   A
Glowstones all we need to keep things bright
Em
Down here in the nether
            G
We love it in the nether
               D      A
Youll love it iiiinnnnnn the nether

Em              G
Dont expect to see any creepers
D               A
Thats one of my favourite features
Em
Down here in the nether
           G
We love it in the nether
               D       A
Youll love it iiiiinnnnnn the nether

      Em
Youve gotta know
G
You have to fight
D                A
Learn to play, theres mobs but its not night
Em
A wooden sword wont do it
G
Theyre gonna blast right through it
D                       A
If youve got a potion use it

Em
So watch youre back
G
I wont warn you twice
D
Fight the Ghast
A
Ooooooooo
Make me cry

Em
Theyll shoot the ground around you
G
Making holes to fall through
D
You know youre probably gonn-ooh
A
Fall in and die

(In the lava again)

Em            G
Feels like hell the things Ive been through
D               A
Wont believe a word when I tell you
                Em
You know what screw the nether
               G
You know what screw the nether
              D          A
You know what screeeeeeeeww the nether

Em               G
Cant believe I lost my new gear too
D                 A
Think Id better come and region you
                Em
You know what screw the nether
                 G
You know what screw the nether
               D          A
You know what screeeeeeeeeww the nether

[End here or continue with Em G]

(Thats it! Im sick of this place! It sucks! Its too hot, it never rains, Im sweaty, all
my clothes are dirty, filthy and on fire! Im absolutely sick of this place! Ah, uhm, I-I
miss the nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep n stuff. I didnt 
think Id miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish I could just return to the normal
world again. bye! [laugh])

Comments and complaints are welcome. Improvements are gratefully received to help
everyone with this amazing song. Thanks much ^_^