INTRO: 
Dm  Dm/A (x7) Dm

         Dm       Dmmaj7     F        Bm7b5    Em7b5 A7
I run my fingers through her blackish blondish hair
        Dm      Dmmaj7      F      Bm7b5     Am7       Em7b5  
Look into her brown blue eyes and touch her skin so dark and fair
C  G  C E7 Em7b5 A7

            Dm     Dmmaj7   F   Bm7b5   Em7b5 A7
Because I like how she encourages and scolds me
         Dm     Dmmaj7    F     Bm7b5    Em7b5         A7 
How even as her left hand pushes me away her right arm holds me
Em7b5  Gm7  Em7b5  A7 

F             D7               Gm                   Gdim7
It's nice to know she's always waiting for me at the dead ends
          F           A7          Dm                     Bb         
Guess I need a little love from every little square of my sweet little 
 C         F          
patchwork girlfriend
 D7     Bb             C     F
Of my sweet little patchwork girlfriend

Dm Dm/A (x7) Dm

        Dm     Dmmaj7       F     Bm7b5    Em7b5 A7
I can't tell if she would rather take or leave me
        Dm          Dmmaj7     F      Bm7b5       Am7        Em7b5
And I'm not sure what I'm saying but I'm sure I want her to believe me
 
C  G C E7 Em7b5 A7


            Dm        Dmmaj7      F         Bm7b5   Gm7              Em7b5 
So I run my fingers through her blackish blondish brownish reddish grayish 
        A7
(grayish?!) hair

Dm      Dmmaj7  F       Bm7b5   Em7b5        A7                  Em7b5  A7
And tell her I won't mess around with other girls unless they're her

F             D7               Gm                    Gdim7
It's nice to know she's always waiting for me at the dead ends
         F             A7          Dm                     Bb   
Guess I need a little love from every little square of my sweet little 
C           F
patchwork girlfriend
D7      Bb    C       F
Of my sweet little patchwork girlfriend
Dm

Gm                                            Eb        F      Bb   F D7       
Though I'm no more boy scout than boyfriend I could see tying the knot
Gm                                                       Bb            A7                 
Instead it's my hands that are tied because that'd be against the law even in Utah

F             D7                  Gm                  Gdim7
It's nice to know she's always waiting for me at the dead ends
          F          A7             Dm                     Bb                  
Guess I need a little love from every little square of my sweet little 
             A7
patchwork girlfriend

         F           D7             Gm                  Gdim7
She's anywhere I could ever go ain't no false start or dead end
            F           A7                 Dm               Bb    
That could take me away from, couldn't bring me back to my sweet little 
C            F  
patchwork girlfriend
D7      Bb     C           F    
Or my big bitter patchwork girlfriend
D7         Bb         C        Bbm                    F   
Or my sweet little patchwork girlfriend