Em  G  C  B7  D
e--0---3--0--2---2--|
b--0---0--1--0---3--|
g--0---0--0--2---2--|
d--2---0--2--1---0--|
a--2---2--3--2---/--|
e--0---3--0--0---/--|


Em G C B7 (x2)

Em              G
 Right now he's probably slow dancing with a
C                            B7
Beach-blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky
Em              G
 Right now he's probably buying her some
C                              B7
Fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey
Em              G                             C
 Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick
            B7                   C
Showing her how to shoot a combo
C                  B7 (2)
 And he don't know

Chorus:
       C            Em
That I dug my key into the side of his
C                       Em
Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive
C                Em             B7 (2)
Carved my name into his leather seats
         C                     Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
C                 Em
Slashed a hole in all four tires
C                     B7             Em
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats


Em               G
 Right now she's probably up singing some
C                         B7
White-trash version of Shania kareoke
Em               G
 Right now she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
C                              B7
 And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get a-lucky
Em              G
 Right now he's probably dabbing on three 
C                     B7            C
Dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
C                   B7 (2)
 And he don't know

Chorus

G             D                              C (2)
 I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
           C (2)                     B7 (2)
'Cause the next time that he cheats
                           Em     D  C  D
Ohh you know it won't be on me
              Em     D  C  D
Ohh not on me

Chorus

    C                     D (tacet)      Em       D  C
Ohh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
   D                  C (2)   B7 (2)    Em.
Ohh before he cheats