Bartender By Rehab Capo on third Fret and let it roll have fun D Bartender I really did it this time A Broke my parole to have a good time G When I got home it was 6 AM A The door was locked so I kicked it in D She was trippin on the bills A I think she was high on some pills G She threw my shit out into the yard A Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard D And in my drunken stupor A I did what I should have never done G and now I'm sittin here, talking to you A Drunk and on the run D I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside A Waitin' for my ride on the outside G She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her dad ' car A Crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away D u know moe I'll probably get ten years A So just give me beers till they get here G Yea I know the sun is comin up A And y'all are probably get ready for closin up D But I'm trying to drown my soul A I'm tired of this life on the dirt road G Everything that I love is gone A And I'm tired of hangin on D Shes got me sittin' at a bar on the inside A Waitin' for my ride on the outside G She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car A D And crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away Rap: D Guess it was meant to be A Romance is misery G So much for memories A And now I am headed to the penitentiary D See me on TV A The next cop series G I Am A danger A I guess I should've did something about my anger D But I never learn A Real things I don't concern G I pour kerosene on everything I love A And watch it burn D I know it's my fault A But I wasn't happy it was over G She threw a fit A So I crashed that piece of shit Nova song: G And now I am going back again D Back to the pen to see my friends G When we all pile off that county van they'll ask me where I've been D I've been at a bar on the inside A Waitin' for my ride on the outside G She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car A I Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away Fades out: D Naaa naaaa na naa na na naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaaa A G NA NA NA NA NAA NA NAA NA D well i'm sittin at a bar on the inside A G And i'm waitin on ride on the outside A You know i crashed that piece of shit then i stepped awaaaay D A naaa naaaa na naa na na naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaaa G naaaa A naaa naaaa na naa na na naaaa naaa naaa na na na naaaa Have fun