INTRO: E (once)

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Well I'm a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham Alabama
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We got everything from A to Z some miscellaneous and what have ya
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I got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make 'em all blow smoke
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But I ain't got the part for the part of my heart that woman of mine just broke

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Well I'm a counterman and I's a countin' on her just to stay with me the resta my life
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I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife
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I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels
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'Cause she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile


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I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin' her Miss December
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On the calender for the customers and distributors and vendors
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well my mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was right
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'Cause I'm puttin cashews in my coat, she's at the Burgundy Room tonight
 
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Well I'm a counterman and I's a countin on her just to stay with me the resta my life
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Hell I's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would settle down and be my wife
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I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels
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'cause she purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile
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Ah she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile