Capo 1

Intro: Em

Em
Eat, Sleep, breathe it,
you're full of the stuff
Go bag it, tie it up tight
Wheat-meat-dairy-free, teetotal, happy clappy
High on life, you should try it, try it, 
    Am    B7   
you know. Go on while no one's looking.

Am  Em  Am     Em
A - ha! Gotcha now!
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Caught red handed in the biscuit tin!
                            Em
Cost you to keep me quiet!

Em
Golden boy boots, Pocket pedestal
Picking sharp smart moves
Plastic, tin can, paper separator
Busy bee wave, 
                      Am
wave save the planet flag
      B7
But sneaky in suburbia

Am  Em   Am        Em
A - ha! Candid Camera
Am               Em
Hook, line and sinker
                    B7
For the four-wheel drive
                       Em
Cost you to keep me quiet!
Keep me quiet!
(Keep me quiet!)

Em 
Am Em B7
Em

Em
Nicest, sweetest,
Utmost in everything
So charming, very charming
Well read, can play the fool, no one's ill at ease
                                           B7
and put their deepest swiss bank trust in you
No one saw it coming

Am  Em  Am   Em  Am   Em  B7
Aaaha! Aaaaaaha! Aaaaaaaaaha!
B7
(You killed a man)
                           Em
Cost you to keep me quiet!