chorded out by pooch831 Verse A (x02220@1) DI (xx0232@1)had a dream that we walked hand in hand F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1)in the summer sun. A (x02220@1) DYou (xx0232@1)were eating a popsicle and we were F#m (244222@1) Ehaving (022100@1)so much fun. D (xx0232@1) C#m (x13321@4) F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) DWe (xx0232@1)made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one. A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) ASo (x02220@1)why don't you love me in real life? (same as above) Every night in my sweetest dreams I get to hold you in my arms. I tried to get some in real life but just set off your burglar alarm. Why are you calling the cops, baby? I don't mean you any harm. Why don't you love me in real life? Chorus (it's the same progression as the chorus) it's tough to write out because the words/echos A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1) F#mE 2x Why don't you, why don't you love me D (xx0232@1) C#m (x13321@4)Is it because of my mask? F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) DIs (xx0232@1)it because I'm brandishing a knife? A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AWhy (x02220@1)don't you love me in real life? Verse (same as the others) Every night in my sweetest dreams I get to hold you in my arms. I tried to get some in real life but just set off your burglar alarm. Why are you calling 911, baby? I don't mean you any harm. Why don't you love me in real life? Chorus (same deal as before) Is it because of my mask? Is it because I'm brandishing a knife? A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) F#mD Why don't you love me in real life? (repeat that line several times) Last time A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AWhy (x02220@1)don't you love me in real life Can't play "Why Dont You Love Me In Real Life"? Improve your playing via easy step-by-step video lessons! UG plus: remove banner comments We did not receive enough feedback on this tab! Please rate: print report bad tab 1 2 3 4 5 I want to post comment or correction [tab] guest You may want to rate the tab now too: select rating Please do not post tabs as comments. Select "correction" instead! var current_rating = 5; var current_rating_count = 1; var tabid = 1417566; var ug_serv = ".ultimate-guitar.com"; var tabs_user_id = 393898; var transpose_to = 0; var has_ad_free = '0'; var instr = 'guitar'; var applicature = {"A":[{"l":[],"x":9,"n":[52,49,45,40,33,-1],"t":[0,2,2,2,0,-1],"g":[0,3,2,1,0,0],"f":0}],"D":[{"l":[],"x":2,"n":[54,50,45,38,-1,-1],"t":[2,3,2,0,-1,-1],"g":[2,3,1,0,0,0],"f":0}],"F#m":[{"l":[{"f":2,"b":0,"e":2,"r":1}],"x":6,"n":[54,49,45,42,33,30],"t":[2,2,2,4,0,2],"g":[0,0,0,4,0,2],"f":0}],"E":[{"l":[],"x":4,"n":[52,47,44,40,35,28],"t":[0,0,1,2,2,0],"g":[0,0,1,3,2,0],"f":0}],"C#m":[{"l":[],"x":1,"n":[52,49,44,40,37,-1],"t":[0,2,1,2,4,-1],"g":[0,3,1,2,4,0],"f":0}]}; var acc_tuning = "E AD GB E"; var appl_api_version = 3; var ga_preffix = 'Text tabs '; $('.etp_banner .close_etp').click(function(){ $(this).parents('.etp_banner').css('height', 0).removeClass('open'); return false; }); $('.etp_banner .buybtn').click(function(){ $('.etp_banner').css('height', 0).removeClass('open'); }); © 2013 Ultimate-Guitar.com or its affiliates. All rights reserved     About | Help | Site Map | Link To Us | TOS | Privacy Policy | Advertise | Contact var artist_id = 40111; var name_art = 'masked intruder'; var main_server_name = 'ultimate-guitar.com'; var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-9160560-1']); _gaq.push(['_setDomainName', '.ultimate-guitar.com']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + (document.location.protocol == "https:" ? "https://sb" : "http://b") + ".scorecardresearch.com/beacon.js' %3E%3C/script%3E")); COMSCORE.beacon({ c1:2, c2:6745264, c3:"", c4:document.location, c5:"", c6:"", c15:"" }); (function (d, w, c) { (w[c] = w[c] || []).push(function() { try { w.yaCounter18746557 = new Ya.Metrika({id:18746557, webvisor:true, clickmap:true, trackLinks:true, accurateTrackBounce:true}); } catch(e) { } }); var n = d.getElementsByTagName("script")[0], s = d.createElement("script"), f = function () { n.parentNode.insertBefore(s, n); }; s.type = "text/javascript"; s.async = true; s.src = (d.location.protocol == "https:" ? "https:" : "http:") + "//mc.yandex.ru/metrika/watch.js"; if (w.opera == "[object Opera]") { d.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", f, false); } else { f(); } })(document, window, "yandex_metrika_callbacks"); . $(document).ready(function(){abd_event()});function abd_event(){0==$(".yahooAd").height()?_gaq.push(["_trackEvent","AdBlock","AdBlock detection test","With AdBlock"]):_gaq.push(["_trackEvent","AdBlock","AdBlock detection test","Without AdBlock"])};