FI (133211@1)can't help being depressed
AWhen (x02220@1)I look down at my chest
Dm (xx0231@1)                         BbOh (x1333x@1)yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
Bb (x1333x@1)                   BbmHow (x13321@1)can I ever compete With 34 double D's?

FAnd (133211@1)I'm rollin my eyes
AWhen (x02220@1)I look down at my thighs
Dm (xx0231@1)                               DThey (xx0232@1)might as well tape everything that I eat,To my legs.
BbI (x1333x@1)am too broke for the knife
FToo (133211@1)lazy to excercise
GBut (320003@1)if I had hazel eyes
CMaybe (x32010@1)I could be fly.

F (133211@1)                   AIf (x02220@1)I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm (xx0231@1)              CThen (x32010@1)maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
F (133211@1)                        AAnd (x02220@1)if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
Dm (xx0231@1)              CAnd (x32010@1)maybe I Maybe I, I,I could be so fly.
F A Dm Bb
So fly [3x]

Now listen
F (133211@1)                       AI've (x02220@1)got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know
Dm (xx0231@1)                            BbThey've (x1333x@1)known me since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then.
F (133211@1)                            ANow (x02220@1)in my twenties, all that matters Is sex cars and money
DmI (xx0231@1)ain't got none of the three 
Bb (x1333x@1)                 FSo (133211@1)basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
A (x02220@1)                       DmAnd (xx0231@1)I sit at home jealous There was no golden ticket
Bb (x1333x@1)                   FIn (133211@1)my chocolate today. And worst of all
A (x02220@1)                
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Dm (xx0231@1)                      BbOf (x1333x@1)how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say...

F (133211@1)                   AIf (x02220@1)I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm (xx0231@1)              CThen (x32010@1)maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
F (133211@1)                        AAnd (x02220@1)if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
Dm (xx0231@1)              CAnd (x32010@1)maybe I Maybe I, I,I could be so fly.
F A Dm Bb x2
So fly [6x]

ASo (x02220@1)basically all I need Is to be everything but 
Dmme. (xx0231@1)Colored contacts Liposuction And some implants
ASomehow (x02220@1)that don't make much sense I must be out of my head
Bb (x1333x@1)                   C (x32010@1)    
If I think, that I am governed by material things.

F (133211@1)              ASo (x02220@1)I decided I'm The definition of fly
Dm (xx0231@1)                        CAnd (x32010@1)if you want to know why I know what money can't buy
F (133211@1)                         ADon't (x02220@1)go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky
Dm (xx0231@1)                        BbAnd (x1333x@1)no way you could be fly Not if it costs you a dime.

F (133211@1)                   AIf (x02220@1)I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm (xx0231@1)              CThen (x32010@1)maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
F (133211@1)                        AAnd (x02220@1)if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
Dm (xx0231@1)              C (x32010@1)                    FAnd (133211@1)maybe I Maybe I, I,I could be so fly.

                                                                
                        
                        
                        
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