+ --------------------------------------------------------------------- + | Ultimate Guitar Tabs Archive - your #1 source for tabs! | | http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/ | | | | Over 800,000 guitar, guitar pro and bass tabs! Also lessons, news, | | columns and guitar forums! | + --------------------------------------------------------------------- + Trailer Park Troubadours I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady, With A "honk If You Love Jesus" Sticker On The Bumper Of Her Car Key: D (Chorus) D I was just flipped off by a C G silver haired old lady, with a C G honk if you love Jesus D sticker on the bumper of G her car. G I was feeling pretty Christian, I D was loving all my neighbors, C When I saw that bumper sticker G D there, I didn't think twice. G My hand went for my horn, And I D pushed it with conviction. C G When I saw that lady's finger, It D G 'Bout put my heart on ice. Chorus G And it makes me want to cry, But D I may never have the gumption now C To read those one line sermons in G D bright yellow, black and white. G I've been buoyed up so many times D While stuck in rush hour traffic, C G And forgive me Lord, for saying, But D G my faith is weak tonight. Chorus G You say, 'Maybe it's a rental. She could D be the second owner. C She could be a Godless sinner In a G D loaner from a friend.' G While that helps (I do feel better), D I just can't help but see it C G As a sign the world is doomed, And D G we're that much closer to The End. Chorus