"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon" http://www.johnvalbynation.com/ Chords by Maniac1075 A C#9 PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON D A LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S D A F#9 B9 E AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE A C#9 D A PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE D A F#9 B9 E MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE A C#9 D A LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF E A HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED F# B9 E HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH A C#9 D E THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK D A BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH F#9 B9 E HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK A C#m D A PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES D A F# B9 E AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE A C#9 D A PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN D A AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN F#9 E A KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN