Capo on fret 5 ------------------------------ intro : G Em C D G Em C D Em C D Since you've been gone I feel so much better Em C D Cause I saw how mean you could be Em C D I used to want some explanation Em C D Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD C D How I've waited for today C Am D When I could finally say Chorus: G You jerk Em You jerk G A You are such a jerk G Em There are other words C Cm D But they just don't work -------------------------------- G Em C D G Em C D Em C D Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter Em C D That said the things I dare not say Em C D Instead I set the thing on fire Em C D I had to say this outloud anyway C D I'm so glad I found the nerve C Am D To say what you deserve Chorus: G You jerk Em You jerk G A You are such a jerk G Em There are other words C Cm D But they just don't work C They try to be so cool C Insult you like a fool D Never take your call when you're nobody at all D C Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend D How come jerks don't know they're jerks (I don't know) Em C D So next time someone makes you feel little Em C D Just sing this song inside your head Em C D And like a great big cartoon bubble Em C D These lovely words will dance above their head C D How I've waited for today C Am D When I could finally say G You jerk Em You jerk G A You are such a jerk G Em There are other words C Cm D But they just don't work Repeat Chorus 2x