Capo on fret 5
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intro :

   G       Em      C             D          G        Em       C        D 


      Em          C                   D
Since you've been gone I feel so much better
     Em         C              D
Cause I saw how mean you could be

 Em         C                D
I used to want some explanation
    Em               C           D
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD

    C                 D
How I've waited for today
  C          Am       D
When I could finally say

Chorus:

    G   
You jerk
    Em   
You jerk
        G       A
You are such a jerk
         G      Em
There are other words

         C    Cm      D
But they just don't work

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   G       Em      C             D          G        Em       C        D 
  
     Em     C                        D
Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
     Em       C                   D
That said the things I dare not say
  Em      C                  D
Instead I set the thing on fire
  Em              C        D
I had to say this outloud anyway

       C                 D
I'm so glad I found the nerve
   C        Am       D
To say what you deserve

Chorus:
    G
You jerk
    Em
You jerk
        G       A
You are such a jerk
          G     Em
There are other words
         C    Cm     D
But they just don't work

C
They try to be so cool
C
Insult you like a fool

D
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
D            C
Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend
D
How come jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)


        Em       C                  D
So next time someone makes you feel little
     Em        C                 D
Just sing this song inside your head
    Em      C                D
And like a great big cartoon bubble
      Em                C                 D
These lovely words will dance above their head

         C             D
How I've waited for today
     C       Am      D
When I could finally say

    G
You jerk
    Em
You jerk
        G       A
You are such a jerk
          G     Em
There are other words
         C    Cm       D
But they just don't work

Repeat Chorus 2x