tabbed from the live version at opry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ugS08zy1cA
and this live acoustic performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqtb6GPLHc0

Capo on 2nd fret

Intro: G

G
You say that you're watching the birds out the window, well I got a bird you can watch
C
You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs, just to see if my dishes are washed
A
What's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon
         D                      D7
And I've traded my iced tea for scotch

C
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
                                 G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
           D7                       G
Nothing to see here go back to your trailer

G
You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair, and whose underwear's on the line that ain't mine
C
I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass so you ain't gotta ask who mows mine
A
Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes
         D                     D7
Get your nose out of your mini blinds

C
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
                                 G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
           D7                       G          C   G   D  D7  G
Nothing to see here go back to your trailer

E                       
Don't ask me if I go to church
        G                            D
I won't ask if your husband is still out of work
            E             Am
You try and claim high society
       C                             D
But we get our mail on the same side of the street

C
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
                                 G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
           D7                       G        (*)
Nothing to see here go back to your trailer
          C    
You noisy b- 
                       D7                          G
There ain’t nothing to see here go back to your trailer


(*)Kacey does this quick picking after the G chord and before the C
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B------------------|
G------------------|
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A----0--2--3-------|
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