*I did not make this, I am only uploading it from Jonathan Coulton's wiki for use in the 
portable ultimate-guitar app for the iPod/iPhone*

Transcribed by Yngve, subsequently mangled in formatting by Bry

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Intro

G                                                    Cmaj7
I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rose
G                                              D
Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands
         Bm              G
And I'll say that you're beautiful
           C                  Cm
And you'll say I'm moving too fast
      G
But I won't mind
          D7
Because I know in time

            G              D
You will be soft rocked by me
              Am                     C      D
Though it may take some time I know eventually
            G              D
You will be soft rocked by me
          Am                        C           B7
I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be
       Em
When I soft rock you
         Bmin7           E Esus4 E
You will know it's true
            Am
That you've never been soft rocked
 C               D              G
'Til you've been soft rocked by me

Intro

G                                           Cmaj7
I'll listen to the things you say about the way you feel
G                                                     D
I'll smile an understanding smile when your boyfriend calls
           Bm             G
And you'll go, but you'll think of me
        C                      Cm
And one day you'll knock on my door
           G
'Cause you want to be
     D7
Soft rocked by me

            G              D
You will be soft rocked by me
              Am                     C      D
Though it may take some time I know eventually
            G              D
You will be soft rocked by me
          Am                        C           B7
I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be
       Em
When I soft rock you
         Bmin7           E Esus4 E
You will know it's true
            Am
That you've never been soft rocked
 C               D              G
'Til you've been soft rocked by me

G Cmaj7 B Em G7 C A 
C A C D

G                                           Cmaj7
Have you ever been in love with a man who's sensitive?
G                                            D
Have you ever spent the night with a man who cries?
            Bm      G
Well that's me: I'm sensitive
      C                     Cm
And I cry, I'm crying right now
     G
In a manly way
          D7
Because I know someday

            G              D
You will be soft rocked by me
              Am                     C      D
Though it may take some time I know eventually
            G              D
You will be soft rocked by me
          Am                        C           B7
I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be
       Em
When I soft rock you
         Bmin7           E Esus4 E
You will know it's true
            Am
That you've never been soft rocked
 C               D              G
'Til you've been soft rocked by me

Intro

 C               D              G
'Til you've been soft rocked by me

Intro

 C               D              G
'Til you've been soft rocked by me