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                          Song for Britney - Jon Lajoie
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Tabbed by: Jon Lajoie, taken from his site
Email: dedavester@msn.com

Tuning: Standard

Verse chord progression: (Eb, Cm, Gm, Bb) x 3
Chorus chord progression: Ab, Bb, Ab, Bb, Eb, Cm, Eb, Cm, Bb

Verse:
Britney, I can feel your sadness.
The world is filled with madness,
And everybody takes it out on you
And there’s nothing you can do but
Girl I want you to know
That I’m not one of those

Chorus:
Because I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still have sex with you any day…any day.

Britney, nobody really knows you.
Yet they all think they can judge you.
Although I’m not a fan of your music,
The way they treat you girl it makes me sick and,
Just know that I can hear your cries
And I’d still love to get between those thighs,

Because I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still have sex with you any day…any day.

And if you want to marry meeeeee,
As long as I don’t have to sign a pre-nup, I agree

(so that if, God forbid, we ever get a divorce,
I’d be legally entitled to half of your estate.)

Because I don’t care what they all say,
No I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still tap that ass…any day.