A great song  by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the
tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played
clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this 
is how I play it.

Intro: Eb   Cm   Gm   Bb   X2

E-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-7-5-3----8-7-5-3---8-7-5-----3-|
D-------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|


Eb              Cm               Gm
Britney, I can fell your sadness
              Bb
The World is filled with madness
Eb             Cm                 Gm
And everybody takes It out on you
                    Bb
And there's nothing you can do, but
Eb           Cm           Gm
Girl I want you to know
             Bb
That I'm not one of those because

  Ab                        Bb
I don't care what they all say
    Ab                   Bb
I'd still have sex with you
   Eb    Cm
Any day
 Eb    Cm   Bb
Any day

(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
E----------------------------------6-----|
B----------------------------------------|
G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-3--------7---10-------|
D----------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------|


Eb              Cm                Gm
Britney, Nobody really knows you
                   Bb
yet they all think they can judge you
Eb                        Cm            Gm
Although I'm not a fan of your music
                                Bb
The way the treat you, girl, It makes me sick.
Eb                   Cm              Gm
Just know that I can hear your cries,
                          Bb
and I still love to get between those thighs, because

  Ab                        Bb
I don't care what they all say
    Ab                  Bb
I'd still have sex with you
   Eb    Cm
Any day
   Eb    Cm
Any day

(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-8-7-5-3-----8-7-5-3-|
D---------------------|
A---------------------|
E---------------------|

Ab                        Bb
And If you want to marry me
           Ab                                 Bb
As long as I don't have to sign a prenup I agree

(This Guitar part plays under the above lines)
E--------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------------|
G--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
D--------------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------------|


  Ab                        Bb
I don't care what they all say
     Ab                        Bb
No I don’t care what they all say
    Ab               Bb
I'd still tap that ass
   Eb
Any day



Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings.

Peace

John Cammies