She's So Uncool Rivermaya It's Not Easy Being Green INTRO: G - Asus - A (4x); VERSE 1: G A Now it serves my evil purpose just to see her G A Though I know now what she says is untrue G And the things she makes me count A But for the record, count me out G A Honey harder baby! that's what she screamed G - Asus - A (2x); VERSE 2: G A Now she makes me wait beneath the cloud of darkness G A Like a lover in despair, I thank you G For the things you made me see A All through the madness G A You taught me well, forget your wedding bells F E (hold) Ah aha, she's so uncool G - Asus - A (4x); VERSE 3: G A She's the loneliness that hangs beneath your cradle G A Though you know that what I say it ain't true G A Well the gift I gave today don't really matter G A It's the clothes she wears and the way she swears F E Ah aha, she's so uncool F E Ah aha, she's so uncool F E (hold) Ah aha, she's so uncool (adlib) G - Asus - A (till fade)