NO Capo G Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome,I could be loathsome,guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try? G F I try to be like Grace Kelly C D But all the looks were too sad G F So I tried a little Freddie (mmmmmm) C D I've gone identity maaaaaad..... G C I could be brown,I could be blue,I could be violet sky D I could be hurtful,I could be purple,I could be anything you like G C Gotta be green,gotta be mean,gotta be everything more D Why don't you like me,Why don't you like me,Why don't you walk out the door?! How can I help it,how can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby,Hello my baby Putting my life on the brink Why don't you like me,Why don't you like me Why don't you like yourself? Should I be taller,Should I look older just to be put on your shelf? I try to be like Grace Kelly But all the looks were too sad So I tried a little Freddie (mmmm) I've gone identity maaaaad.... *CHORUS* C G Say what you want to satisfy yourself (HEY!!) C G Em But you only want what everybody else say you should waaaant D You want..... *CHORUS* *Humphrey,we're leaving* *Ka-ching!*