(So I've been working chords out since I was about fourteen and I've finally 
decided to start throwing what I work out at the internet. So here you go: my 
first foray into written chords. If anything sounds off or you've got any 
requests, etc, drop me a line.)


Intro: B, F#, G#m, D#m, E, F#

B                      B
At first I told myself I need my head inspected,
D#m                      D#m
I noticed little things, same t-shirt and sun glasses.
E                         E
Then it got weirder, see, she cut her hair like me.
G#m                      F#
She bought a red guitar, kept driving round in my car.


B                        B
I'm kissing her and she, she slams me against the wall.
D#m                    D#m
She crashed into a bus chasing some super model.
E                        E
She's analysed my smile, she's memorised my phone book,
G#m                          F#
She always wears my clothes, her favourite words are wooo! (f**k off)


E               B                      E
She looks like, does like, sounds like me.
E              B           A
She's stealing my identity.
A
And I'm begging you:


B                   F#
Somebody notice me, somebody notice.
G#m
I'm fading away here,
D#m                      E
What have I got to do to make you see?
F#                 E
My girlfriend is a wannabe!
A
And she wants to be me.


(Play a B between the chorus and the next verse)


B                             B
I'm saying something's wrong, she's out back playing soccer.
D#m                    D#m
She used to do ballet, now she's a heavy smoker.
E                         E
She's so obsessed with me that she stands up to pee.
G#m                      F#
And now her stupid games have started taking over.


B                           B
Don't need no special help, don't need to see a doctor.
D#m                        D#m
I know you're worried but, I'm telling you just watch her.
E                                E
It's like she's cracked my code, knows things I've never spoke of.
G#m                         F#
She wants sex all the time, and still finds time to jerk off.


E               B                      E
She looks like, does like, sounds like me.
E              B           A
She's stealing my identity.
A
And I'm begging you:


B                   F#
Somebody notice me, somebody notice.
G#m
I'm fading away here,
D#m                      E
What have I got to do to make you see?
F#                 E
My girlfriend is a wannabe!
F#
And she wants to be...


B                   F#
Me, I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me!
G#m
I'm going under,
D#m                      E
What have I got to do to make you see?
F#                 E
My girlfriend is a wannabe!
A
And she wants to be me.


G#m                   F#
I'm in the loony-bin, wearing a pale pink nightie,
E                                 F#
The nurse comes through the door, and whispers so politely,
G#m                                F#
"Your boyfriend's here to see you. Look pretty, take a bath.
E                      F#
I love his silly band, can I get his autograph?"


B, F#, G#m, D#m, E, F#


E               B                      E
She looks like, does like, sounds like me.
E              B           A
She's stealing my identity.
A
And I'm begging you:


B                   F#
Somebody notice me, somebody notice.
G#m
I'm fading away here,
D#m                      E
What have I got to do to make you see?
F#                 E
My girlfriend is a wannabe!
F#
And she wants to be...


B                   F#
Me, I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me!
G#m
I'm going under,
D#m                      E
What have I got to do to make you see?
F#                 E
My girlfriend is a wannabe!
A
And she wants to be,
A
She wants to be,
A
She wants to be
B, F#, A, E
Meeeeeeeeee!

B (let this one ring out, it's the last chord of the piece)