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Checkmate! Dennis Bell of Torquay, too late with your Nxe3
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Good game Sir do you want another bout
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Well Dennis ain't replying 'cos he just signed out.
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Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess
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Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers - on Yahoo Chess.
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Deep Blue in '97 I voted for you, as Sports Personality of the Year
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I thought at least you'd get the Overseas
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'Cos when all's said and done you're not like some of these
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Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess
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Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers.
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Cetshwayo got a shock when he attacked Rourke's Drift
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But he didn't get stroppy and he didn't get miffed
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Ernie Shackleton retreated close to the Pole
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He didn't want men dying to achieve his goal
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But did he get a gob on? No he gave a little grin
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Heed this Dennis Bell when you next sign in
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Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers on Yahoo Chess
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Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers, bad losers.